Incorrect Bakusquad Quotes

Side-blog about things that were definitely said in the My Hero Academia series

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Ashido: is this spot taken? Kirishima: you’re pointing at my lap Ashido: that doesn’t really answer my question

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[On Facebook] Bakugou: I don’t block my mom from seeing any of my posts Bakugou: She is fully aware of the absolute menace she created

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Sero: "Stop bouncing your leg" Bro it’s either this or I start screaming

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Bakugou, pointing at Kaminari poking a wasp nest: Why are people allowed to be stupid but I’m not allowed to point it out???

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No one: Literally no one: Kaminari at 3AM: The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex Sero: Kirishima: Kaminari: :3

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Bakugou: Avoiding drama doesn't mean I'm scared of you Bakugou: I have anger issues and I'm trying to avoid jail.

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Ashido: You often use humor to deflect serious emotional trauma.

Kaminari: Thanks

Ashido: I didn’t say that’s a good thing.

Kaminari: All I heard was you think I’m funny.

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Kaminari: You look anxious.

Sero: It’s probably the anxiety.

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Ashido: You know, I actually have a black belt.

Sero: In karate?

Ashido: No, from Gucci.

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Kaminari: So who do we call to bail us out?

Kirishima: We could call Bakugou but I think I feel safer in jail.

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Kirishima: Okay, I need you to swear-

Bakugou: Fuck.

Kirishima: No, swear as in promise.

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Ashido: So how’s Kaminari?

Bakugou: Well, I have bad news.

Ashido: Oh God, what-

Bakugou: Unfortunately, he’s still alive.

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Kirishima: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Bakugou?

Bakugou: No.

Sero: I do!

Kirishima: I know, Sero.

Sero: I’m sad.

Kirishima: I know, Sero.

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Bakugou: ARE YOU-

Kaminari: Fucking.

Bakugou: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kaminari: Fucking.

Bakugou: IDIOT!

Sero: …What was that?

Kaminari: Uraraka banned Bakugou from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Kaminari: You saved me! Why?

Bakugou: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Ashido: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Kaminari: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Bakugou: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Ashido: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Bakugou: But I heard a siren.

Sero: That was Kirishima.

Kirishima: Sorry, I got nervous.