Quotes From Basketball Hell

"I'm taking my balls and leaving." -Aomine Daiki, probably

[incorrectbballboys]

Akashi: Can I have a word with you?

Furihata: Are you going to kill me?

Akashi: What? No, the opposite actually.

Furihata, confused: ...I'm going to kill you?

[incorrectbballboys]

Kuroko: Didn't anyone ever teach you to say "please" and "thank you"?

Hanamiya: Please, shut the fuck up.

Kuroko:

Hanamiya: Thank you.

[incorrectbballboys]

Riko: Whatcha got there?

Kuroko, with a random dog he found on the street balanced on his head: A smoothie.

[kagamischain]

Akashi: How is your boyfriend, Mibuchi?

Mibuchi: I don't have a boyfriend.

Akashi: I know. Just wanted to remind you.

Mibuchi:

Mibuchi: How is your mom?

[incorrectbballboys]

Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.

Aomine Daiki, probably

[incorrectbballboys]

Kise: Why are Kurokocchi and Aominecchi sitting with their backs to each other?

Midorima: They had a fight.

Kise: ...Then why are they holding hands?

Midorima: They get sad when they fight.

[aokagasgf]

Kagami: wouldn't it be cool if a duck and chick had a baby? I'd named it Chuck.

Aomine:

Aomine: or Dick.

[wildflowertips]

Kagami: I lost my boyfriend

Aomine: How do you lose Tetsu?

Kagami: Give me a break! He’s like two inches tall

[incorrectbballboys]

[inside Akashi's brain]

menacing voice: The Seijuros of the Night Realm demand blood!

Bokushi, bored: Yes yes, we all demand blood.

[incorrectbballboys]

Kuroko: What time is it?

Aomine: I don't know, pass me that recorder.

Aomine: *plays recorder loudly*

Kagami: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Aomine: It's 2 am.

[incorrectbballboys]

Riko: What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Kagami: Honestly? Most of the time I have no idea.

[incorrectbballboys]

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, 'you’re making a scene.’

Kagami Taiga, probably

[marshiro-blog]

Aomine: I might look like an asshole but–

Aomine: Forget it, YES, I'm an asshole.

[incorrectbballboys]

Momoi: Dai-chan, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

Aomine: I don't think I'm helping.

[incorrectbballboys]

Kise, looking at a menu: I feel like shrimp, what do you feel like, Aominecchi?

Aomine: I feel... trapped.

Kise: ...

[marshiro-blog]

Some days I feel like a bad bitch, other days I just feel bad... bitch

—Aomine Daiki

[incorrectbballboys]

Kuroko: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to Kagami-kun?

Aomine: I want to mock people.