[Dâartagnan questioning a suspect. Captain Treville walks by]
Dâartagnan: Oh, hey, captain. Did you get my report on the Finley murder?
Treville: Uh, yeah. Looked it over. Nice work.
Dâartagnan: Good. Thanks, dad.
[everyone turns to look at him]
Dâartagnan: Why is everyone staring at me?
Aramis: You just called Captain Treville âDadâ. You said, âThanks, dad.â
Dâartagnan: What? No, I didnât. I said, âThanks, man.â
Treville: Do you see me as a father figure, Dâartagnan?
Dâartagnan: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, âcause youâre always bothering me.
Porthos: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Dâartagnan: I didnât call him âDadâ!
Treville: No, no, no, no, Dâartagnan.. I take it as a compliment.
Athos: Itâs not a big deal. I called Milady âMomâ once, and sheâs my ex-wife.
Dâartagnan: Guys, jump on that! Athos has psycho-sexual issues.
Constance: Old news. But you calling Captain Treville âDaddyââŠ
Dâartagnan: Hey, âDaddyâ is not on the table here.
Suspect: But you did call him âDadâ, dude.
Dâartagnan: You shut up. Youâve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: All right, all right. I was lying about the hold-up. But the âdadâ thing? That happened.
Dâartagnan: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Treville: I believe you..
Treville: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Dâartagnan: Iâd like that.
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