Incorrect BGHS Quotes

Incorrect quotes from Battle Girl High School Run by Mod Urara and Mod Shiho!

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Kurumi: *decorating for Halloween* This year, I got the bats that are smiling! It's more realistic.

Yuri: How is it more realistic?

Kurumi: Because they're happy! It's their favorite holiday! They love it!

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Kanon: Hey, Yuri? I need some dating advice.

Yuri: Just because I'm dating Nozomi doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Kokomi: Please stop calling your genitals weird things like "dinky doo" or "no no peach". Like I'm not even going to give a reason, just please stop doing that.

Urara: Well isn't that just a kick in the danger clam.

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Kurumi: Are you aware that an entire village is burning?

Yuri: I lost my temper.

Nozomi: That is the biggest understatement I have ever heard in my life.

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A lot of girls went through the unicorn phase. I never really did that. But I mean, I DID go through a wrestling phase where I’d just go out on the street and tackle random people.

Yuri Himukai

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Anko: But who can I trust?

Renge: Yourself.

Anko: *scoffs and chuckles* No.

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Urara: Hush, child.

Anko: ...I’m older than you?

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Itsuki: To be is to do

Mari: To do is to be

Fuuran: Do Be Do Be Do

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Renge, with a presentation on a stand: There's only one thing worse than getting murdered

Renge: *rips off cover to reveal the word "Asuha" above "getting murdered"*

Anko: Asuha

Renge: No-

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Sakura: Why are you whispering?

Hinata, whispering: For dramatic effect!

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When I die, I want this class to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time.

Asuha Kusunoki

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Nozomi: What are you doing here?!

Yuri: I should ask you the same question!

Nozomi: This is my bedroom!

Yuri: ...I should ask you a different question.

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Anko: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away...

Anko: *opens Capri Sun*

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Urara: How many Shihos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Kanon: I don't know.

Urara: None. Because she gets YOU to do it. Sucker.

*later*

Kanon: I laughed, but... it hurt a little.

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Asuha: Do you have the time?

Subaru: For you, Kusunoki Asuha? Are you joking? I would always make time for you. My time is precious but you are more so. Asuha... you are a shining pearl in the a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you *wipes tear*

Asuha: No, like what time is it?

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Miki: Is 4 a lot?

Asuha: Depends on the context. Dollars no, murder yes.

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Yakumo: You were supposed to hand in an essay on current events.

Hinata: Which I did.

Yakumo: No, this is today's newspaper with your name written on top. In crayon.