#shihokanon

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Kanon: Hey, Yuri? I need some dating advice.

Yuri: Just because I'm dating Nozomi doesn't mean I know how I did it

[nozoyuri]

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Kanon: I'm straight.

Shiho: Hey.

Kanon: So it turns out I'm not straight.

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Kanon: (about Shiho) I can feel her undressing me with her eyes.

Urara: Are you sure? She's not laughing.

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Kanon: Why is your back all scratched up?

Shiho: *flashbacks to being chased by a raccoon after Kanon told her not to touch it*

Shiho: ...I'm having an affair.

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Shiho: *unbuttoning shirt* Damn it's so hot in here!

Kanon: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[nozoyuri]

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Kanon: *mumbles* You're perfect in every way.

Shiho: What?

Kanon: I said that you're TERRIBLE AND PROBABLY GAY.