Dinah: Alright, listen up you little shits
Dinah: Not you, Helena, you're a god-damn angel and we're happy to have you here.
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Dinah: Alright, listen up you little shits
Dinah: Not you, Helena, you're a god-damn angel and we're happy to have you here.
Dinah: (answering cell) Dinah
Harley: Isnāt this spooky?
Dinah: Isnāt what spooky?
Harley: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And itās me. Huh? Howās that for a spiritual connection?
Dinah: Umm⦠Do I know you?
Harley: Why do you hurt me?
Helena: Whereās Dinah?
Renee: Donāt worry about Dinah.
Helena: Oh Iām sorry, have you met me?
Harley: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Helena: Youāre a hazard to society.
Dinah: And a coward, do twenty.
Harley: Hey, are you seeing anyone?
Helena: No, why?
Harley: I donāt know, I think a therapist would be good for you
Dinah: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely.
Harley: Yeah, sure
Dinah: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Harley: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Helena: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Renee: *gives Dinah her wallet* Here, itās not much but I hope it helps.
Cass: *steals Dinahās wallet*
Renee: We need to get Harley to the hospital and quick!
Helena: Iāll drive
Dinah: You? Why?
Helena: I have nothing left to live for and I drive like it.
Cass: Guys, Iāve never been good with astronomy. All I know that there are 15 planets.
Renee: Eight
Helena: So she was off by five.
Renee: Seven!
Helena: I was going to pull a prank
Dinah: Aw, your first prank. What was it?
Helena: I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us and I was gonna pretend to be a hero and they were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river and that's when the drivers would go in and pull you guys out of the water and I would be standing there like "hey guys, get pranked much?"
Renee:
Cass:
Harley:
Dinah: WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Helena: Iām going to play you a song. Itās called me life so far.
Helena: *takes a deep breath*
Helena: AHHHHH!!!!
Dinah: May I sit here?
Helena: Thatās my lap
Dinah: That doesn't answer my question.
Renee:Ā Dinah, please keep an eye on Harley today. Sheās gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.
Dinah: Sure, Iād love to see Harley get punched.
Renee: Try again.
Dinah: Iāll stop Harley from getting punched
Renee: Correct
Renee: Where the hell were you last night, Helena?
Helena: I was at a party smoking weed.
Dinah: Donāt lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd.
Renee: This plan of yours, one assumes it is totally legal?
Harley: Absolutely
Dinah: Of course
Renee: Right... Wasnāt here. Didnāt know about it. Couldnāt have stopped you.
Helena: What do you think Harley will do as a distraction?
Dinah: Sheāll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. Thatās what I would do.
*building explodes behind them*
Dinah: Or she could do that
A judge: So, does the defendant have any special requests?
Helena: The death penalty.
Renee: Helena, it was a parking ticket.
Helena, leaning into the microphone: Please kill me
Dinah: Helena talks in her sleep sometimes. Itās adorable
Helena, sleeping: Fight me⦠you motherfucker⦠square up⦠I think the fuck notā¦