Totally Accurate Quotes

From the Birds of Prey movie

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Dinah: Alright, listen up you little shits

Dinah: Not you, Helena, you're a god-damn angel and we're happy to have you here.

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Dinah: (answering cell) Dinah

Harley: Isn’t this spooky?

Dinah: Isn’t what spooky?

Harley: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And it’s me. Huh? How’s that for a spiritual connection?

Dinah: Umm… Do I know you?

Harley: Why do you hurt me?

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Helena: Where’s Dinah?

Renee: Don’t worry about Dinah.

Helena: Oh I’m sorry, have you met me?

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Harley: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Helena: You’re a hazard to society.

Dinah: And a coward, do twenty.

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Harley: Hey, are you seeing anyone?

Helena: No, why?

Harley: I don’t know, I think a therapist would be good for you

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Dinah: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely.

Harley: Yeah, sure

Dinah: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Harley: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Helena: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Renee: *gives Dinah her wallet* Here, it’s not much but I hope it helps.

Cass: *steals Dinah’s wallet*

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Renee: We need to get Harley to the hospital and quick!

Helena: I’ll drive

Dinah: You? Why?

Helena: I have nothing left to live for and I drive like it.

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Cass: Guys, I’ve never been good with astronomy. All I know that there are 15 planets.

Renee: Eight

Helena: So she was off by five.

Renee: Seven!

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Helena: I was going to pull a prank

Dinah: Aw, your first prank. What was it?

Helena: I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us and I was gonna pretend to be a hero and they were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river and that's when the drivers would go in and pull you guys out of the water and I would be standing there like "hey guys, get pranked much?"

Renee:

Cass:

Harley:

Dinah: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

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Helena: I’m going to play you a song. It’s called me life so far.

Helena: *takes a deep breath*

Helena: AHHHHH!!!!

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Dinah: May I sit here?

Helena: That’s my lap

Dinah: That doesn't answer my question.

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Renee: Dinah, please keep an eye on Harley today. She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Dinah: Sure, I’d love to see Harley get punched.

Renee: Try again.

Dinah: I’ll stop Harley from getting punched

Renee: Correct

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Renee: Where the hell were you last night, Helena?

Helena: I was at a party smoking weed.

Dinah: Don’t lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd.

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Renee: This plan of yours, one assumes it is totally legal?

Harley: Absolutely

Dinah: Of course

Renee: Right... Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.

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Helena: What do you think Harley will do as a distraction?

Dinah: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*building explodes behind them*

Dinah: Or she could do that

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A judge: So, does the defendant have any special requests?

Helena: The death penalty.

Renee: Helena, it was a parking ticket.

Helena, leaning into the microphone: Please kill me

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Dinah: Helena talks in her sleep sometimes. It’s adorable

Helena, sleeping: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…