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incorrect quotes from the be more chill musical, feel free to send in submissions & asks!!

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Mr. Reyes: Has anyone ever been to New Orleans?

Rich: Does Popeyes count?

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Musical Squip: Someone will die.

Book Squip: Of fun!

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The Squip: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Jeremy: Probably.

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Michael, leaning over to Jeremy: Jeremy has no idea I’m high.

Jeremy: You’re high?

Michael: Oh, I’m sorry.

Michael, leaning over to Rich: Jeremy has no idea I’m high

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Jenna: As your best friend-

Chloe: Brooke is my best friend.

Jenna: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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The Squip, giving advice: Show those haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most.

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Rich: [Spends $3.48]

Rich: Okay I need to calm down with all this spending

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Mr. Heere: Excuse me, ma’am? Have you seen my son? He’s about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk.

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Rich: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Jake: Hey, Rich!

Rich: I love you.

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Rich: “Jake” spelled backwards is “Ekaj” which translates to “Perfection” in a language I just made up.

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Christine: My name is Christine.

Jenna: ... I know?

Christine: Okay, I was just making sure. We’ve never actually had a conversation before, this is exciting.

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[Driving Test]

Driving instructor: Turn the car on.

Jake: Umm, okay.

Jake: [Rubs the steering wheel] You like that? You filthy who—

Driving instructor: Okay, we’re done here

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Michael: I’m trying to catch Pokémon, not feelings

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Chloe: hit 👋👊 or miss 👋😳 I guess 🤔🧠💭 they never ❌🚫 miss 👋😔 huh 🤠 you got a boyfriend 😛👫💏 I bet he doesn’t ❌🚫 kiss 😘💋 ya 😂muah 😍✨👄😘✨he gon find 👀🔍 another girl 👫💑💏💔 and he won’t ❌🚫 miss ya

Brooke, crying: what the fuck are you saying

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Hey, hey!! How are you all!!?! Sorry it’s been awhile (are people even still into bmc?? akfjskfh) it’s been really busy n stressful these past few months irl but it be like that sometimes, you know? I’m here to say I’m not dead yet, woohoo. But anyway, I’ll go back to posting quotes frequently in the morning or afternoon starting tomorrow! Thank you to everyone that’s still following this blog, it means a lot!! You’re all amazing and ilysm, have a great night/day! 💞

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Michael: Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?

Jake: I know of them.

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Mr. Reyes: I think it’d be a good exercise if you guys did it yourselves.

Christine: We won’t let you down!

Mr. Reyes: Well, you can’t, because I don’t care.