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Karaoke: Is someone there? I can hear someone creeping through my stage... Perhaps not. (Source: FNAF Sister Location)

Karaoke: OMG. LOL. Look at you, you're going to HELL! (Source: Five Nights At Eth's)

Yellow: I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. [Yellow playing the ukulele] Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along!

Red: Bum, bum, bum...

Yellow: [sings quickly] C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.

Red: [in the background, struggling to keep up] Singing our song!

Yellow: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, Red!

Red: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

Yellow: Magnet!

[Magnet keeps silent and just stares at them]

Yellow: Good! It'll help, it'll help! If you just sing along!

[Fireworks, Yellow smashes the ukulele, Red slams a drum on Yellow]

Yellow: Oh, yeah!

#red bomberman #yellow bomberman #magnet bomber #submission

White: Mornin’, Yellow! Magnet, this is my Bomber pal, Yellow!

Magnet: Hey. What’s up?

White: Yellow, this is my cyborg friend, Magnet!

Yellow: What’s a cyborg?

White: He’s half-organic, half-mechanical.

Magnet: And all awesome! Raah! Heh-heh! Yeah, that’s right!

#white bomberman #yellow bomberman #magnet bomber #submission #shhhh dont thell them theyre all just robots

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Green: You're gonna wish you were dead. But you can't die yet... You need to SUFFER FIRST.

#green bomberman #submission

Karaoke: You’re… going to L O V E M E!!!!!!!!!!

#karaoke bomber #submission #source: my little pony

Blue: I can’t go to hell. I’m out of vacation days.

#blue bomberman #source: undertale #submission

Black: You gotta help me man! My hair is evil and it’s going to kill meeee! White: *backs away slowly* Black: *looks up at his hair* Please don’t hurt meee. Black’s hair: *laughs evilly*

#black bomberman #white bomberman #submission #source: asdfmovie #mod pommy

Yellow: Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Red: *stuffs two carrots into his eyes*

Red: YOU LIED TO ME

#Yellow Bomberman #Red Bomberman #S: ASDF Movie

Magnet: Red loves me like a brother!

Red: What's up, shorty?

Magnet: Hates me like one, too.

#magnet bomber #red bomberman #source: SBCG4AP: Baddest of the Bands

Green: I'll admit, some mistakes were made. White: *twitches* Murders. Some murders were made.

#white bomberman #green bomberman #submission

Black: Oh, look at that! I have a considerable rear shelf! White: That makes me uncomfortable!

#white bomberman #blackbomberman #source: homestar runner

Magnet:Did you know if you add violently to antpything it becomes 90% funnier? Phantom: Violently studies Plasma: Violently broods edgily Karaoke: Violently sings Golem: Violently stays silent Buggler: VIOLENTLY MURDERS 6 GALAXIES Yellow: Violently worries about buggler

#yellow bomberman #magnet bomber #golem bomber #phantom bomber #karaoke bomber #plasma bomber #buggler #submission

Buggler: How goes your backyard family picnic, The Bomberman Bros. PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN'T SEEM.

#the other mod no one knows yet #buggler #source: monster factory

I feel my sins crawling on my back

magnet: hOi! i’M MAgneT! giV MAgNeT maGnET fLAks!

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#magnet bomber #submission #the other mod who no one knows yet

Dave: Bro.

Gary: What, bro.

Dave: Tell the whole world that we’re bros.

Gary: *whispers* We’re bros.