for I profess not talking, only this

Vines. She/her. On some level I am always contemplating Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.  (MDZS/CQL content lives at @poorlittleyaoyao now.)

[watertightvines]

“ugh how am I so tired when I’ve only walked like 6,000 steps?” wonders dehydrated woman who has only eaten a small breakfast and an ice cream cone today. “such a mystery……..”

[not100bees]

[thoodleoo]

losing my miiiiiind at this bust of augustus at the louvre. why does he look like that. he looks so wet. he looks like he whimpers

[bleekay]

[hagenlastkiss]

Katharine Hepburn pruning a tree in Connecticut around 1980 (aged 73), being transported on a motorcycle by Nick Nolte in the movie 'Grace Quigley' in 1984 (aged 77), shoveling snow from the roof of her NYC townhouse, 1988 (aged 80),

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[watertightvines]

I must not go back to the hotel to rest. Going back to the hotel to rest is the inertia killer. I will face my tired. I will permit it to pass over me and through me and also I will buy more coffee so I can use their bathroom.

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[bogleech]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[watertightvines]

Hey did you know that

1.) you can get tasting flights of vodka here, and

2.) unlike my experiences with tasting flights of wine and beer, where they give you maybe half a serving of each thing tops, the tasting flights of vodka includes FULL SHOTS?

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[creatingblackcharacters]

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

[chilewithcarnage]

[watertightvines]

a fun perk of visiting Central Europe is that people say my last name correctly on the first try 🙂‍↕️

[watertightvines]

Love and light to the homemade pasta restaurant who sat me even though it was 30 minutes from closing and the food takes 20+ minutes to prepare. You better believe I horfed that shit so I’d still be out on time and tipped 30%.

[metaphysical-cheese]

so i’ve been reading the eagle and the hart by helen castor

[dogpuppy]