In Brussels No One Can Hear You Scream

quotes from the steps of christiansborg palace. (incorrect borgen quotes blog)

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Birgitte: Knock knock.

Hesselboe: Who's there?

Birgitte: Get out of my office.

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Kasper: Have a little faith in me, Birgitte.

Birgitte: I have great faith, tempered with vast annoyance.

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Kasper: Katrine's in love with me.

Birgitte: starts laughing

Kasper: Don't laugh, it's true.

Birgitte: Oh, I hope so. It's funnier if it's true.

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Svend Åge: Why does everyone always assume the worst in me?

Kasper: It saves time.

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Alex: You use sarcasm to distance yourself from people.

Torben: And yet you’re still here.

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Kasper: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*

Katrine: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.

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Katrine: Guys, just promise me that when Kasper gets here you'll be cool.

Torben: Katrine, it's us. We're totally cool!

Katrine: Okay, right. Torben, don't put your hand out and then say, "Here's 5 good ones for ya." Ulrik, do not tell her your theory about why the perfect murder weapon is a knife that absorbs blood.

Ulrik: But it is!

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Birgitte: It's time for Plan B.

Katrine: We have a Plan B?

Birgitte: No, but it's time for one.

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Ulrik: Guess what I’m about to get.

Katrine: On my nerves.

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Jeremy: What’s wrong, Birgitte? Getting tired?

Birgitte: I don’t get tired, I get results.

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Kasper: You okay, bud? Was the trip really that bad?

Birgitte: Honestly, no! I’m just making a BIG DEAL out of a minor inconvenience ‘cause I need to vent about the MULTI-HEADED DICK HYDRA that is now my life, and I know that YOU’RE a good enough person to take it in stride!

Kasper: Uh… thank… you…?

Birgitte: You’re welcome! I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP!

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Birgitte: I didn’t even really mean to, but I kind of wound up taking over a city. It needed doing, so I did it.

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Birgitte: Hey, Laura, Jeremy and I are expecting-

Laura: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Birgitte: I was going to say packages but I’ll go tell Jeremy that.

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Kasper: *Playing out of tune guitar.*

Laura: Hey, you take requests?

Kasper: Sure.

Laura: Please stop.

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Birgitte: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Kasper: And you came to me?

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Magnus: Who the fuck--

Phillip: Language!

Magnus: Whom the fuck--

Phillip: No.

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Birgitte: Kasper, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Kasper: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.