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real things boyfriend said (main:127mv)

[incorrectboyfriend]

Hi. It's 2 in the morning and I just found your blog and I may or may have not scrolled though the entire thing. I love it so much bless your soul♡

thank you thank you 💚

[incorrectboyfriend]

ok this blog hasn't been updated in 2 months but if u ever see this ik quite a few people say this but bless u for making this blog ive been a boyfriend stan for awhile and this fandom is tiny and dead asf which makes me sad because i love my boys

i am sorry !! i’m going to be super busy now

:( i’m trying my best

[incorrectboyfriend]

YM: I have so many questions like what does a fox sound like when it screams and why Kwangmin repeats stupid mistakes 3 - 4 times...

[incorrectboyfriend]

Jeongmin: I’ll keep all my emotions right here

Jeongmin: and then one day, I’ll die

[incorrectboyfriend]

Kwangmin: From now on, we’ll be using codenames, I’m Eagle One

Kwangmin: Donghyun, you’re been there, done that

Kwangmin: Minwoo, you’re currently doing that

Kwangmin: Hyunseong, you’re it happened once in a dream

Kwangmin: Jeongmin, you’re if i had to pick a dude

Kwangmin: Youngmin, you’re eagle two

Youngmin: oh thank god

[incorrectboyfriend]

Minwoo: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Kwangmin: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Minwoo, already taking off his clothes: Kwangmin, you are so fucking dumb.

[incorrectboyfriend]

Youngmin: What will this accomplish, Kwangmin? What are you trying to do?

Kwangmin, shouting through heavy tears: MY BEST!!

[incorrectboyfriend]

*alien starts abducting Minwoo with their spaceship*

Minwoo: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.

Alien: that’s okay, take your time.

Minwoo: thanks. *shouts* HYUNSEONG, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!

Hyunseong: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!

Minwoo: aight man. He said it’s cool.

Alien: cool

[incorrectboyfriend]

hyelloo i just wanted to say i adore this blog so much bf is so underrated im happy to see blogs like this, they make me laugh so much so thank you !! also, just to ask, are there any of these quotes that are yours? i run a quote blog myself, for nct, and i just want to be cautious if i use any of these quotes and not properly credit you ^^

none of the quotes are mine! they are mainly from shows and text found from other sources but unfortunately i don’t know the original sources.

what’s your nct blog? i’d love to follow it!

[incorrectblanc7]

N.Fia!

@incorrectnflyingquotes a blog created by yours truly for your entertainment ~

[incorrectboyfriend]

Donghyun: i want to tell you a joke but i only remember the punchline.

Jeongmin: go ahead.

Donghyun: tooth hurty.

Jeongmin: when is the best time to go to the dentist.

Donghyun: you complete me.

[incorrectboyfriend]

Hyunseong: *raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Donghyun down at the other end of the grocery store aisle* Do you want any chips?

Donghyun: *at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!!

[incorrectboyfriend]

Kwangmin: how does this outfit look?

Minwoo: amazing, I wish I could pull that off

Kwangmin: go ahead

Minwoo: what?

Kwangmin: what?

[incorrectboyfriend]

are you excited about the comeback omg??

YESNDJSNSJACJISANI CRIED REAL JESUS TEARS

[incorrectboyfriend]

I just want to tell you I've legit been a boyfriend Stan for 6 years now( You know since they debuted) and your blog legit lights up my world and makes me laugh. I was laughing so hard I was weezing. A+ blog.

OmGqjajaj tHANK YOU I’M GLAS YOU’RE ENJOYING THE BLOG!!

[incorrectboyfriend]

Minwoo: I mean come on, let's hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Boyfriend: [grumble into a group hug]

Donghyun: Who took my wallet?

Jeongmin: Sorry.

[incorrectboyfriend]

Donghyun: Hey, Kwangmin, no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub?