A whole lotta BS

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Personal headcanon that Angelo is genderfluid hence the he/they flip-flopping back in the day

yes!! thats been my headcanon too for the longest time

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Got a little further on this lol

Colt you ungrateful twat

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Fang: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Buster: Wow. They sound stupid.

Fang: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just… dense.

Buster: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I dunno… "Hey! I love you!"

Fang: I guess you're right.

Fang: Hey Buster.

Buster: Yeah bro?

Fang: …I love you bro.

Buster: …

Buster: See! Just say that!

Fang: ???

Maisie, laughing: Holy fucking shit.

Buster: If that flies over their head then sorry dude, they're too dumb for you!

Fang: BUSTER.

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Pierce: So, you suspect foul play?

Colt: No, I don’t think a chicken could’ve done this.

Pierce: …

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Doug, trying on shirts with Buzz: I'm a medium, by the way. Fans keep sending me large stuff and I can't wear it cuz it's too big.

Buzz: I'm an XL. Fans keep sending me a small because they think I'm a petite little boy.

Doug: *Laughs*

Buzz: But I am in fact a LARGE FAT MAN.

Doug: *LAUGHS HARDER*

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Colt, trying to cheer Sam up: Okay, who’s the hottest person you could think of.

Sam, crying: *sniff* Your mother…

Colt: Okay, Dad…

Colt: Mom isn’t here right now, you can be honest with me.

Sam: Your mother is a 10.

Colt: She’s a 6 at best!

Sam: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

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Meeple, to Lawrie: Inferiority “Complex”? I actually find what you have to be *quite simple*

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tf2 domination lines, but brawl stars

Chester -> Mandy: Can I borrow your earpiece…? [*imitating voice*] “This is Mandy! Rainbows make me cry!”

Piper -> Max: Y’all gotta run a lot faster than that.

Mico -> Gray: Eat it ya mute, frickin’ moron!

Leon -> Penny: Next time, try TWO eyes.

Jacky -> Pam: Here’s a schematic for ya: MY *DRILL*!

Griff (General): If you order now, I’ll throw in a second beating absolutely FREE!

Pam -> Lumi: Didn’tcha mama teach you not to play with matches?

Bibi -> Sam: Just caved in your skull, and my bat’s still dry. No clumps of hair, nuthin’.

Rosa -> Alli: Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!

Dynamike (General): You kids these days don’t know how ta’ dominate!

Ash -> Moe: Dominated, ya wee scamperin’ windbag!

Colt -> Charlie: Your white flag won’t stop these American bullets!

Shelly -> Amber: Hey, who’s on fire now?

Hank —> Clancy: Drop dead and gimmie 20!

Ollie -> Hank: Yo, I’m not even wearin’ a helmet!

Dynamike -> Belle: You can always tell a Texan, but’cha can’t tell ‘em much!

Belle (General): I’m wolverine-mean, you son of a bitch.

Sandy -> Byron: *Yawn* Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man.

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Emz: Woah, let’s not take this line. There’s an *old* person in it.

Edgar: Pshh, yeah, he’s probably gonna pay with like… pennies and war bonds.

Griff: Hey! For your information I was gonna shoplift most of this!

Mandy: SECURITY!!

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Larry: Meeple, you have to stop jaywalking

Meeple: Miss me with that gay shit

Larry: WHAT "GAY SHIT"?? THE F——

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Larry: Of course I haven’t wrapped the Christmas presents yet! It is tradition to think I have plenty of time, every single day, until I realize that it’s Christmas Eve and I am an idiot.

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Dynamike: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!

Carl: I wish for good grades.

Jacky: Nerd.

Carl: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Jacky :)

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Janet: Tell him off, Bonnie! Assert yourself!

Bonnie: That's my ice cream!

Janet: Good! Now let him have it!!

Bonnie: *gives Edgar the ice cream* Here, you can have it!

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Meeple: I love cheating. If you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you.

Rico: have you ever been cheated on???

Meeple: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify: I love violating academic integrity on exams

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Piper: Dear Rico, do NOT come over to the Town Square. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry--

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Meeple: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Lawrie: The dishes.

Meeple: What—

Lawrie: They’ve been there for 4 days. It’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Ziggy: [holds up a playing card] Is this your card?

Moe: I don't know.

Ziggy: …Was it a red card?

Moe: I don't know what red is.

Ziggy: [nervously] Ta-daaaa!