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Montehugh: That's one of my biggest fears.

Kandomere: What is?

Montehugh: If I ever, like, woke up as doughnut...

Kandomere: You would eat yourself.

Montehugh: I wouldn't even question it.

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Kandomere: So what’s your story, Ward?

Ward: I don’t think I should tell you guys this, you’re here to kill us all and steal my root beer barrels.

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Jakoby: You need a hobby

Ward: i have a hobby!

Jakoby: being paranoid isn’t a hobby

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Jakoby: what the fuck is a sport bowl

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I LOVE your page!! Keep up the amazing work!!

Aw thank you so much ! ❤️💖

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Kandomere: I wish I could block people in real life

Ward: Restraining order

Montehugh: Murder

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Jakoby: this is bad

Ward: I know

Jakoby: I wish we had popcorn

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“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”

— kandomere, probably

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The Dark Lord: How would you like to live forever?

Ward: I’d hate it so shut the fuck up

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Jakoby, kicking the door open looking totally panicked:

Ward: What did you do?!

Jakoby: Nobody died!

Ward: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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jakoby: gettig up at 6:00 am made me realize 6:00 am isnt a place, its an emotion

ward: 6:00 am isnt a place at all

jakoby: because its an emotion

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Kandomere, to Ward: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Tikka: What does ‘claustrophobic’ mean?

Jakoby: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Kandomere: No, it doesn’t!

Ward: Ho ho ho!

Jakoby: Stop it, Ward! You’re scaring him!

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ward: this is so frustrating! i hate everything! i hate everyone!

jakoby, voice cracking: everyone?

ward:

ward, sighing: everyone, but you

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These give me life, keep at it please 😂

aw thanks! and no problem these are actually really fun for me to do aha

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ward: jakoby and i have this easy friendship where we finish eachother’s-

jakoby: -sentences!

ward: don’t interupt me

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pollard: [ says anything ]

ward: i wasn’t listening but i strongly disagree

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tikka: because leilah is a bitch

jakoby: Tikka! She’s dead!

tikka: dying did not make her any less of a bitch