what do you MEAN they didn't say this?

camp calamity, a multifandom rp! now it's an incorrect quotes blog too

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Donnie: Do you support gay rights?

Marvin: I am gay.

Freddie: He's dodging the question.

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Connor: How tall are you?

Rich: Height is a social construct.

Connor: So you're short.

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Ferris: Knock knock!

JD, sighing: Who's there?

Ferris: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!

JD:

Ferris:

Ferris: Oh my God I am so sorry

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Ferris: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Ferris: Ha. Just kidding, I have almost killed a man.

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Freddie: These are my service bees.

Viigand: But they aren't trained. They attack almost everyone around you.

Freddie: They're trained.

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we have some INTERESTING discussions

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Charlie: Do you guys not even know how to talk to kids? Watch this!

Charlie: *approaches the kids*

Dennis: What the fuck is he doing?

Mac: He's-

Mac: Oh jesus christ he's grabbing the keyboard RUN

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle

Rich: Shit

Richie: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Richie: Oh my god

Ferris: DONNIE FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Emily, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Charlie: [Grabs the bottle and chugs it]

Charlie:

Charlie: It’s perfume

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Richie: You’re on a date when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?

Marvin: Bash their brains in

Ferris: Propose

Veronica: Bold of you to assume I’m on a date

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Charlie: If I run and leap at Emily, she will most certainly catch me in her arms

Charlie: COMING IN!

Emily: NO I’M HOLDING COFFEE-

Emily: [Drops coffee to catch Charlie]

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Connor: :(

Dennis: Turn that frown upside down!

Connor: ):

Dennis:

Dennis: Listen here you little shit

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viigand, uncontrollably shaking:

freddie: aw yeah! dance party!

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Mac: You must be tired.

Dennis: No, I'm good. Refreshed and ready for anything.

Mac: I was talking to the campers.

Dennis: Well, I was talking to Emily.

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Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

Dennis, yet again. Yeesh, why does he get all the good quotes?

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Ferris: Hey do you want to- stop screaming, it's just me- do you want to watch Shrek with me?

Marvin: I'M IN THE SHOWER.

Ferris: Okay, well, when you're done, do you want to watch Shrek with me?

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I was born seven months too early. Incubation technology was still in its infancy, so they placed me in a cast-iron pot inside of a pizza oven until I was RIPE ENOUGH TO WALK.

Mac, probably