Incorrect Captive Prince Quotes

Completely canon, totally not fake quotes; Lazar's #1 fan

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Damen: You're right. Laurent: That's… That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Laurent: You like me? You like my personality?

Damen: I was surprised too.

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Laurent: I win.

Damen: I have you pinned to the ground.

Laurent: I know.

Damen:

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Nikandros: ... why can you draw the Prince of Vere from memory?

Makedon: he can what

Damen: this means NOTHING

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Laurent: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Lazar: Mine just says "Lazar no"

Laurent: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

[always-tired-plshelp]

*Texting*

Damen: I’m sorry, I’m gonna be an hour late.

Laurent, who's still in his bed and forgot they were even supposed to have a date: You always do this, you barbarian.

[nczakiis]

[laurents-laces]

Laurent, at his own feelings: You want me to like Damen?? The thing that killed my brother??

[chanpotei]

[castleoftheheart]

Laurent: I like my men like I like my coffee

Everyone: dark and strong?

Laurent: unethically imported from foreign nations

[aerica13]

#but yes also dark and strong #1000 situations where Nik wanted to punch him (castleoftheheart)

[i-dvnt-share]

Border guard guy: we're looking for Damianos of Akielios

Laurent's brain: play dumb

Laurent: who's Damianos of Akielios????

Laurent's brain: not that dumb!

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Laurent: I’m bi—

Damen: *quietly gasps*

Laurent: —lingual. I speak two languages.

Damen: *disappointedly sips drink*

Laurent: I also like guys.

Damen: *spits out drink*

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

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#5

Damen: Okay, truth or dare?

Laurent: Truth

Damen: How many hours have you slept this week?

Laurent:

Laurent: ...Dare

Damen: Go to bed.

Laurent: I don’t like this game.

427 notes • Posted 2021-06-01 11:00:57 GMT

#4

Laurent: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Damen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Laurent: Absolutely not.

437 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 11:00:57 GMT

#3

Laurent: I’m going to take you out

Damen: great, it’s a date!

Laurent: I meant that as a threat.

Damen: See you at five!

461 notes • Posted 2021-05-31 11:01:06 GMT

#2

Laurent: So you like cats?

Damen: Yeah.

Laurent: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

480 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 11:00:44 GMT

#1

Laurent: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Damen: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Laurent: But you’re always acting stupid?

Damen: ...

Damen: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

535 notes • Posted 2021-06-22 11:01:21 GMT

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[chemdoodles]

Hehe poor Damen. (Insp.)

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Laurent: We have fun, don’t we, Damen?

Damen: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Laurent: So you like cats?

Damen: Yeah.

Laurent: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Damen: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Laurent: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.