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Linda: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.

#the rook #linda farrier

Myfanwy: My worst trauma is when Linda tried to murder me during a tornado.

Linda: Okay, I didn’t try to murder you.

Linda: I just didn’t save you.

Ingrid: I love your friendship, guys!

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #linda farrier #ingrid woodhouse

Linda: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

#the rook #linda farrier

Myfanwy, angrily: Can I say a bad word?

Linda: Um…

Myfanwy: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

Linda: I mean…

Myfanwy: [turning to Gestalt] YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #linda farrier #gestalt #book based

Myfanwy: I’m… grounded?

Henry: Yes, you’re grounded!

Linda: You disobeyed an order!

Henry, holding a shovel: And now, we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!

Linda: Henry, that’s not how grounding works.

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #henry wattleman #linda farrier #book based

Ingrid: A friend came looking for you.

Myfanwy: A friend?

Ingrid: …an enemy.

Myfanwy: Oh! Which one?

#the rook #ingrid woodhouse #myfanwy thomas

Gestalt: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Myfanwy: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Gestalt: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

#the rook #gestalt #myfanwy thomas #book based

Myfanwy: Aren’t you supposed to tell me I have a lot left to live for?

Linda: I would, but your life seems incredibly bleak.

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #linda farrier

Grantchester: Why don’t you stay down and die with dignity?

Myfanwy: I don’t do anything with dignity!

#the rook #conrad grantchester #myfanwy thomas #book based

Linda: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Myfanwy: I photosynthesize with this.

#the rook #linda farrier #myfanwy thomas

Myfanwy: There’s a big hole in your house.

Gestalt: There’s a big hole in your face.

Myfanwy: There’s a big hole in your heart…

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #gestalt

Myfanwy: Hey, Gestalt… Why do you do this game? What’s it all for?

Gestalt: In a word?

Gestalt: Chaos.

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #gestalt

Myfanwy: Well, has Henry been wrong before?

Linda: How wide are we willing to open this up?

#the rook #myfanwy thomas #linda farrier #henry wattleman #book based

Myfanwy: You could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you.

#the rook #myfanwy thomas

Myfanwy: When straight people assume I’m one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.

Monica: Lesbionage.

Gestalt: Bi Spy.

Monica: It’s an Ace Case.

Gestalt: Pan with a Plan.

Monica: Secret Gaygent.

#monica reed #gestalt #myfanwy thomas #the rook

Linda: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Gestalt: Which one? I can't do both.

#the rook #linda farrier #gestalt

Linda: Well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral artery.

Myfanwy: That’s good.

Linda: No, Myfanwy, you had a knife inside of you. That’s the opposite of good.

#myfanwy thomas #linda farrier #the rook #book based

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