Incorrect Shell-Sea WFC

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[incorrectchelseawfc]

just wanted to share with you all that 2020 started with fran kirby stepping on the field for the community shield and 2020 ended with her getting her first goal after her abscence thank you and goodnight

[captainkillion]

Thinking about how simba maren and Fran's dog is bilingual

[incorrectchelseawfc]

alex morgan potentially to the Spurs was not on my 2020 bingo card, gotta admit

[mukdukcity-deactivated20211211]

beth england, for @incorrectchelseawfc

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Absolutely amazing!!! This looks so wonderful, thank you so much!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Lol! It was just abt how deep chelsea is except for the defense, like everyone has a world class/very good sub except Millie (Magda and Jonna) lol like damn maybe a defender next Emma

😂😂 and there we have it! Thank you so much for the clarification anon, I appreciate it!! 😄😊

[incorrectchelseawfc]

What's the joke with Millie and "There'll be a lot of rotation." about? I don't get it?

😂 I just want to make sure I’m getting this right, if the anon who submitted it wants to explain, that’s totally cool!! I just don’t want to mess up the explanation!

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Maren: Doing okay, Fran?

Fran: I hate you.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Chelsea WFC at literally any point in time: The new plan is: No plan! Wing it! Probably won’t work, but we said it with confidence!

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Emma: There’s going to be a lot of rotation this season.

Emma, staring at Millie: ...You.

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submitted by a lovely anon!

[sharpicefire]

A guide to the FAWSL - 20/21

[incorrectchelseawfc]

For everyone looking to get more into the FAWSL, the amazing @sharpicefire has you covered!!! What an absolutely brilliant job!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Let’s get more people interested in this outstanding league!

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Maria: I’ve been taught a few words in Latin.

Millie: That would be?

Maria: Exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus.

Millie: What about ‘hello’?

Maria: What? No, I don’t know.

Millie: Of course you’d know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Beth: I told Jessie her ears turn red when she lies and now I can tell if she’s really lying.

Sophie: What? How?

Beth: Watch this. Jessie, do you love us?

Jessie, covering her ears: No.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Hannah: I drink to forget, but I always remember.

Drew: Hannah, you’re drinking a juice box.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Melanie: I need you to swear-

Ann-Katrin: Fuck.

Melanie:

Ann-Katrin:

Melanie: Swear as in a promise.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Maren: Is that...are you-are you reading Romeo and Juliet? Do you like Shakespeare??

Guro: Oh, I’d just thought I’d give it a try. I liked the movie a lot.

Maren: The one from 1996? Or the 1963 one? Or was it a filmed stage production?

Guro: I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, it’s actually called Gnomeo and Juliet-

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Magda: Do I look straight?

Pernille: Not in the slightest.

Magda: No, I mean my parking job.

Pernille: Oh. In that case, it’s fine.

[incorrectchelseawfc]

Jess: How many popsicles have you had today?

Sam, lying in popsicle wrappers: Now is not the time to talk about my flaws as a person