incorrect classicaloid quotes

all the best things your favorite composers never said

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Mozart: Every odd number has an ‘E’ in it

Kanae: Mozart, Go to sleep. It’s 3 am.

Mozart: thR'EE’–

Kanae: GO TO SLEEP, MOZART.

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Kanae : Mozart, go put those corn dogs back.

Mozart : *falls to the floor cradling corn dogs* You can't make me do anything!!!

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We are excited to announce…

…the zine is finally available for public viewing!

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Chopin: Hey, Schubert, have you heard of Yandere Simulator?

Schubert: What’s that..?

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sousuke, holding a stick he found on the ground: how do you do, fellow classicaloids?

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Beethoven: That’s ridiculous! Schubert is not in love with me.

Mozart: Yes he is.

Liszt: Yes he is.

Kanae: Yes he is.

Sousuke: Yes he is.

Kyougo (via Pad-kun): Yes he is.

Schubert: Yes I am.

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Sousuke: What is Beethoven 5? I never heard of it

Mozart: Is it that goes, uh, *hums Symphony No. 40 in Gm*

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Schubert: *to Mozart* I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you.

Schubert: But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you.

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Beethoven: [coughs violently]

Kanae: Don’t die.

Beethoven: Don’t tell me what to do.

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Mozart: Think about it, Kanae. This could be a sign!

Kanae: What if it’s a stop sign, Motz?

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Liszt: Why are you calling me this late?

Bada: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.

Liszt: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.

Bada: What? No, it's not-- why would I--

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Kyougo: [to Himeka] We're fine! We're all fine!

Kyougo: *whispering* Kanae, go revive your brother.

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Mozart: How much money do you have?

Chopin: 69 cents.

Mozart: Ah, you know what that means!

Chopin, tearing up: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Chopin: When coral gets stressed they die. If I was coral I’d be dead.

Sousuke: What is coral stressed about?

Mozart: Current events!

Kanae: GET OUT!

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Beethoven: That’s ridiculous! Schubert is not in love with me.

Mozart: Yes he is.

Liszt: Yes he is.

Kanae: Yes he is.

Sousuke: Yes he is.

Kyougo via Pad-kun: Yes he is.

Schubert: Yes I am.

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Mozart: You can trust me!

Kanae: I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.

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Mozart: *looking around in a closet*

Mozart: What should I change into?

Schubert: A better person.