Peachy

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Mick: What if I take Benadryl, Melatonin and weed? Will that make it go away by the morning?

Leonard: I mean, yes, if you take those you won’t wake up with a migraine.

Mick: Neat!

Leonard: Because you won’t wake up at all.

Mick: Not neat.

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Lisa: Alright and who’s this?

Leonard: Kardashian.

Lisa: Kardashian who?

Leonard: The trans one?

Lisa: This is Kim.

Leonard: …Is that the trans one?

Lisa: No!

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Barry: Are..are you okay?

Leonard: No. Not at all. *he laughs*

Barry: 0.0

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Leo: I’m a Freedom Fighter, people call me Citizen Cold.

Len: No.

Leo: Did you not understand..?

Len: Oh I understand perfectly I just don’t accept that.

Mayor Snart: …I’m Mayor of Central City…

Len: Mhmm, you’re alright. And what are you?

Leon: I’m Leon.

Len: Not who are you, what are you?

Leon: I’m an art history teacher.

Len: *a groan*

Leo: *a grin*

Mayor Snart: God! We’re boring?!? A criminal is one thing but I drawl the line at uninteresting!

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Dump because I was rereading rps but found quotes that made me cackle

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Lisa: Would you like a donut?

Leonard: When did you learn to….this is a bagel with frosting on it.

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Oliver: Starling trusts me with the issues.

Leonard: You mean the political issues?

Oliver: Nope, don’t know anything about that.

Leonard: . . .

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Leonard: I don’t like heat. Or when it’s genuinely warm, really.

Oliver: Your partner is a pyromaniac!

Leonard: Ironic, isn’t it?

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Sara to Ray: You shouldn’t waste your time being anywhere you don’t want to be!

Leonard: I love that advice. *he leaves*

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Music Meister: Come on, one so-

Leonard: No.

Music Meister: One note won’t hurt y-

Leonard: Not gonna happen Buddy.

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“This better not awaken anything in me.”

- Leonard Snart seeing The Flash for the first time (probably)

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Mick: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team, you need people who’s flaws feed into each other. It’s. . .what do you call that?

Barry: Codependence.

Mick: Synergy! For instance, there might be something Lisa loves doing but Leonard hates doing. Or there might be something Leonard hates doing but he does it anyways because what he really loves is to feel useful.

Barry: You literally just defined codependence.

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Lisa: What?!? That’s how you get Mick to clean? Sexual favors? Lenny…

Leonard: Judge my methods all you want, I get results.

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Barry: Leonard Snart, will you marry me?

Leonard: . . .I can’t.

Barry: W-what?

Leonard: Legally, I’m married to Mick…

Barry: You’re married?!?

Leonard: We were drunk!

Barry: That doesn’t make it any better!

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Barry: Well, why don’t you get a divorce?

Mick, not looking up from trying to set fire to his shoelaces: Lenny can’t afford my alimony payments.

Len: Yeah, Lisa drafted him a really good pre-nup.

Mick: I’d technically get you in the settlement.

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Leonard: You really should lock your front door. You never know who could just walk in here.

Barry: I’m glad it was you.

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Barry: Leonard Snart, will you marry me?

Leonard: . . .I can’t.

Barry: W-what?

Leonard: Legally, I’m married to Mick…

Barry: You’re married?!?

Leonard: We were drunk!

Barry: That doesn’t make it any better!

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Mick: Leonard, you think people listen to me, right?

Leonard, cleaning: I think you look fine.

Mick: …