All the already-posted quotes have been moved to the new incorrectcoronaquotes, and a queue is being set up. Feel free to submit suggestions for quotes on the new blog! Your interaction and help will make the new blog even better!

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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Today's Document
One Nice Bug Per Day
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All the already-posted quotes have been moved to the new incorrectcoronaquotes, and a queue is being set up. Feel free to submit suggestions for quotes on the new blog! Your interaction and help will make the new blog even better!
I'm gonna move ICQ to its own blog and try to set up a queue, after reblogging all the quotes from here over to their new home
Okay, so. A bit of housekeeping business. This blog is a sideblog to my roleplaying blog, and while that has worked well thus far, things on my account have started to feel a little cluttered. Therefore, I’m considering archiving this sideblog and moving ICQ to it’s own blog and continuing for your meme enjoyment on said new blog. Any thoughts and opinions are welcome, because I am an indecisive memether
Arianna: Hello?
Eugene: It's Eugene.
Arianna: What did he do this time?
Eugene: No, it's me, Eugene. It's actually me.
Arianna: What did you do this time?
Angry: Did you lose your job because of Red and me?
Eugene: Nah. The captain's a vampire. He wanted to me to join his army of the undead.
Angry: I knew it.
Frederic: If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
Eugene: Yes. There'd be a big pile of soft bodies to land on.
Lance: You can't turn down a dare.
Eugene: You can if you're older than eight.
Rapunzel: I've never been in a snowball fight.
Cassandra: Really?
Rapunzel: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a points system, or is it to the death?
Eugene: Max is my best friend in the world, and I give him a million kisses a day.
Eugene: He does not like me and snorts and bites at me all day long.
Varian: Alright, we did not die today! I call that an unqualified success!
Rapunzel: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Arianna: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated—
Eugene: Smad
Gothel: I raised Rapunzel as my own.
Arianna: You fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.
Cassandra: I do not spew profanities
Cassandra: I enunciate them like a fucking lady
Eugene: Okay, let's just both agree to say 'I'm sorry' on three. Ready? One, two, three.
Cassandra: ...
Eugene: ...
Cassandra: ...
Eugene: Well now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Lance: I did a bad thing.
Cassandra: Does it affect me?
Lance: No.
Cassandra: Then suffer in silence.
Eugene: Why must you always attack me with words?
Cassandra: Do you want me to use rocks?
Rapunzel: There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Lance: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.