incorrect coven quotes

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[On a hike]

Forest: Man, it's beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!

Skylar: MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE!!!

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Skylar: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay?

Vivian: That means 1 of us is gay

Hugo:

Blaine:

Forest: I hope it's Blaine

Forest: Blaine is cute

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Skylar: I'm going to the store, you want anything?

Vivian: Yeah can you get me some Juicy Fruit?

Skylar: Juicy Fruit only lasts like two seconds

Vivian: What, like you did last night?

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Dawn: You wanna see some art?

Vivian: No thanks. I already looked in the mirror once today, so I’m good.

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Skylar: [talks]

The Coven (excluding Forest): Stop it.

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Jett: Sounds like you’re asking me out on a man-date.

Blaine: Jett, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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Blaine: You look really hot.

Forest: I do?

Blaine: Yeah, you're really sweaty.

Forest: ...

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Skylar: Okay! So I just had a really great Idea-

Hugo: No.

Skylar: But I--

Blaine: NO.

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Forest: I need to get something off my chest.

Isla: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Vivian: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Skylar: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Vivian: Sky, the toaster is on fire.

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Skylar: Wow! That's a huge book! Sucks to be you

Isla: *admiring all 800 pages* I think you mean lucky me

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Poppy: I've never been in a snowball fight.

Dawn: Really?

Poppy: I don't know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Forest:[does something questionable or unhealthy] "I'm Fine."

Anyone:[does something questionable or unhealthy]

Forest: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated

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Forest: Skylar doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, “Put on pants.”

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Hugo: All right, listen. You’re my friends and I love you. But you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you, I’d fire all of you if I could.

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Blaine: Isla, stop using the constitution as a baby blanket. Last week, she invoked the freedom of information act to request photocopies of my notes.

Hugo: Ha, that’s pretty good.

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Forest: I know when I’m being lied to. It’s like when I look at myself in the mirror and say, “It’s going to be okay.”