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Eloise: [sneaks into the house wearing a big coat] Cressida: What’s with the big coat? Eloise: [muffled bark] Eloise: Books.

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Benedict: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Anthony: I sleep with a gun under mine. Eloise: You two are pathetic. Benedict: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with? Eloise: Cressida.

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Eloise: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil. Cressida, hugging her from behind: Oh.

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Eloise, at Penelope's funeral: I need a moment with her. Cressida: Of course. Eloise, leaning over Penelope′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Penelope: No comment

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Eloise: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here. Cressida: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Eloise: Go fuck yourself! Cressida: Fuck me yourself you coward.

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Eloise: ARE YOU- Cressida: Fucking. Eloise: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Cressida: Fucking. Eloise: IDIOT! Francesca: …What was that? Cressida: She has a bet against Penelope, so I’m helping her out.

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Cressida: How do you want your coffee? Eloise: Black, like my soul. Cressida: Cressida: My love, your soul is a latte.

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Eloise: Benedict? Why are you on the floor? Benedict, murmurs into the floor: i can’t see or hear my problems from here. Eloise: I… well, shit. make room for me.

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Eloise: I'm gonna commit all seven deadly sins and I'm gonna do it all before noon. Cressida: can't say she doesn't have drive.

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Daphne: We locked our baby in the car! People are judging us! Simon, holding a heavy object, screeching, running towards the car: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW

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Penelope: Eloise's not awake yet. Cressida: Then you'll have to entertain me until she does. Dance monkey dance.

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Eloise: Will you marry me? [Cressida taken aback] Eloise: Just looking for something to shut you up.

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[on the phone] Eloise: Oh, you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I'll call you later. Cressida: Okay, say hi to Hyacinth for me.

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Eloise: [when Benedict suddenly appears in front of her] God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!

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Cressida: Do something to make me hate you! Eloise: Um, go Hitler?

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Eloise: Have you noticed how hot Cressida is? Penelope: Glares Eloise: Because I have not..