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@incorrectcrelosiequotes
Eloise: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Cressida. Everyone raises their hands Eloise: Cressida, put your hand down
During yoga class Trainer: “Release all the sounds trapped in your mind.” Cressida: screams
Eloise: Screams Penelope: Screams louder to assert dominance Colin: … Should we do something? Cressida: No, I want to see how this plays out.
Francesca: Have you ever been handcuffed? Eloise: Sexually or by law enforcement? Cressida: Winks
Cressida: Dear, can I talk to you for a minute? Eloise: Ooo! Someone is in trouble! Eloise: Eloise: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that. Cressida: [Face palms]
Cressida: Have you seen Eloise? Penelope: Not since this morning. Why? Is she missing? Cressida: Oh no, she’s fine. She’s just really pretty and I want people to see her.
Penelope: Where is Eloise? Cressida: She went to go fight everyone who has hurt me. Penelope: Oh no, who first? Cressida: Herself. She’s been yelling at the mirror for the last hour.
Little Snippet: Jealous Cressida Vibes
It isn’t abnormal, the state she finds herself. Though she wishes it were. It isn’t abnormal just as much as it strays from everything she’s ever known, ever been taught, ever seen, ever- But that’s not true is it? No. It’s not abnormal at all. When was the first time she caught sight of Charlotte in youth with her conspirator’s grin, a palm full of pilfered sweets and the promise of a summer’s day hiding from their tutors in the garden. The blush for her childhood playmate that had so thankfully gone unnoticed. When was the last time she put the pieces together? When was the last time she threw them in the fire to smolder and burn? So no. Loving women? As normal as an abnormal thing can be for one Cressida Cowlper.
Okay but like, Cressida trying to push Eloise to find a suitor is so Fran trying to get Michaela to 👀
My mind is going crazy with Cressida being in the place Eloise was last year and girl is too much of a fire sign to handle it quietly. I wonder what Eloise’s “great auk” would be. (Also idk how to spell that bird clearly, go with it ~)
I'm not saying Cressida is showing her hand but I have never said any of my friends' names the way she greets Eloise. Like. Kiss already.
Update: Cressida is back and I am living.
Okay but like...she says Eloise would wear a top knot and idk guys that sounds a lil wlw to me
Okay I have officially started the next season! (Did you guys see Eloise in that masquerade dress???). Anyway, this is inspiring some incorrect quotes and head cannons. Welcome back!
(Also like a jealous Cressida? I would die for a jealous Cressida).
Cressida: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Eloise and this one person in a store that I mistook for Eloise.
Eloise to Cressida: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Violet: , from another room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?
Eloise: How is the prettiest woman in the universe today?
Cressida: I don’t know, how are yo-
Kate: [from another room] I’M GREAT THANKS
Eloise: Don’t worry I have this completely under control.
*explosion goes off behind her*
Eloise: , looks into camera: Ignore that.