The SDR2 Cast as Things My Roommates and I Have Said: 3rd Year Edition
Hajime: Well, techincally, great success is possible if your standards for judging me are low enough.
Komaeda: Every morning I wake up to the birds outside my window singing and think, “Wow... God really should not have let me live another day.”
Chiaki: That’s right, bitch. My favorite villager asked to move out and I only cried twice. I am a hardcore gamer!
Mikan: I don’t even know why I’m crying at this point. I just had nothing better to do with my time.
Mahiru: Wait, I need to take a photo of this moment like a mom on her kid’s first day of school.
Fuyuhiko: *eating cereal out of a plastic cup* I’m not admitting that I am short... but I am going to need you to put the bowls on a lower shelf.
Peko: Ah, but what is life if not the chance to die meaninglessly for someone else?
Gundham: Why doesn’t Bunny the talking dog have buttons that can say “mortal chains” and “exorcism”? These are the basics of language.
Sonia: We’re going to put [other roommate] in her own corner— the religious corner— and then the Cool Kids™️ and I are going to talk about the practicalities of cult sacrifice.
Kazuichi: *looking at a chair that came pre-assembled* Look at us! We built this all by ourselves! Go, team!
Hiyoko: I hate you! I hate your face! And I hate Matthew Morrison! That’s not relevant, I just want to state it as much as possible.
Nekomaru: YEAH! Let’s go, ladies, it’s time to exercise those delts! *mumbled* Whatever those are...
Twogami: I don’t even know who you are anymore. Wait... or was it who I am? What was the line, I forgot it—
Ibuki: I’m gay. You’re gay. She’s gay. What are we even doing here?
Teruteru: I’m not saying your soup is bad! I’m just saying I genuinely don’t think it can be classified as soup anymore.
Akane: How do I get this pasta weight to go directly to my boobs... asking for a friend, of course.
Monokuma: How dare you changed the rules of the game I spent about 15 seconds thinking of? I’m offended.
Monomi: *in a Hot Topic* I don’t even want to be here!! I thought we were going to Build-A-Bear!
AI Junko: And so I was like, fuck it. They’re all ready to die anyway, right?
Kamakura: I could probably kill God if I was interested in doing anything.
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