have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

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ngl... said i was gonna come back but the game sucked so bad when i went to play that i didn't even finish it.

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I really don’t understand this cultural trend of hating anything new. It’s really not bad and quite good. Time to hand this blog off to someone else then.

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Well, I really don't understand this cultural trend of not understanding that sometimes, people simply have different tastes and opinions. I, personally, did not enjoy the game and got bored within an hour of playing. I don’t like the gameplay. I tried my best several times to get into the game and while the story was compelling, the written dialogue and gameplay was not. I also don't understand why you're being so judgemental just because I feel otherwise. Other people are allowed to like it. I did not.

I will not be handing off this blog, and I am not obligated to. Your opinion wasn't asked for and is unnecessary.

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ngl... said i was gonna come back but the game sucked so bad when i went to play that i didn't even finish it.

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waiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiing~

gooooood morning! one hour to go!! spoilers may be present after today, depending on how quickly i get through this game, and all will be tagged #veilguardspoilers or #da4 spoilers. any commented tags will also be considered + i’ll be taking a look at the common tags everyone is using before posting anything!! happy launch day, everyone!

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i'm a fake fan. i started the game then got distracted so this is still dead. soon, though. i'm working on it.

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waiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiing~

gooooood morning! one hour to go!! spoilers may be present after today, depending on how quickly i get through this game, and all will be tagged #veilguardspoilers or #da4 spoilers. any commented tags will also be considered + i’ll be taking a look at the common tags everyone is using before posting anything!! happy launch day, everyone!

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Solas: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Sera: What if it bites me and it dies? Solas: That means you're poisonous. By the fade, pay attention! Varric: What if it bites itself and I die? Solas: ...That's blood magic. Cassandra: What if it bites itself and someone else dies? Solas: That's correlation, not causation. Cullen: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? The Iron Bull: That's kinky.

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Solas: There's an exposed Fade Rift above the bathtub as well. Inquisitor: Oh yeah, Shock Rift! I call it that because if you take a shower, and you touch the Rift, you die! Solas: Yes. That is accurate.

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Inquisitor: That is not a good idea.

Sera, about to hide a snake in Solas' desk: ... No? No, no. You're right. I gotta think bigger. I mean, it's not even poisonous.

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Hawke: It's a perfectly good plan!

Aveline: No. No, it isn't.

Varric: You don't get to just say no.

Aveline: This plan involves me, I can say no! No.

Varric: Aveline-

Aveline: Let me introduce you to my good friend, No.

Hawke: Maybe we can compromise?

Aveline: No.

Hawke: Aveline!

Aveline: "No" is a magical word. Here's how it goes: you say, "Aveline, we have this insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help us carry it out?" And I say, "why, NO."

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Alistair: Ok, help me, please!

Morrigan: Two words.

Alistair: I bet they won't be helpful.

Morrigan: Your problem.

Alistair: I was right.

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Inquisitor: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Sera, from a distance: Just open it.

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Inquisitor: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Solas?

Solas: No.

Cole: I do.

Inquisitor: I know, Cole.

Cole: I'm sad.

Inquisitor: I know, Cole.

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Cullen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Inquisitor: Well, it's a bit complicated, but Hawke and Varric...

Cullen: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Hawke & their party: *loud bickering in the middle of the street*

Meredith: HEY! What do you guys think you’re doing?!

Hawke: Trying to have a conversation, thank you very little.

Merrill: Yeah! Good guy ears only!

Meredith: ...

Meredith: We are in the middle of a fight!

Hawke: And we're in the middle of a conversation! What don't you get about that?!

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Vivienne, guesturing to Cole: What is that still doing here?

Inquisitor: Ma'am, that is my emotional support demon.

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Leliana: Words ending in 'ie' are so cute, like cutie, sweetie, cookie —

Morrigan: Die.

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Hawke: Let me explain something to you, Bethany. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, 'Don't think, Hawke, act.'

Bethany: So you weren't thinking.

Hawke: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

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Bethany: What's it like, being friends with them all?

Hawke: Imagine being friends with actual civilized people

Bethany: Okay...

Hawke: Now throw that thought out the window.