Incorrect Dark Cloud quotes

Things that you never hear the Dark Cloud characters say.

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Monica: Hey, Max. *passes by Osmond* Hey, Osmond.

Osmond: Go choke on a muffin!

Max: *turns around upon hearing the mean words* What was that?

Osmond: I said "Go choke on a muffin." Or would that be a danish or something?

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Ruby: Give it here, Toan!

Toan: Don't worry, Suzy. I got you!

Ruby: Don't listen to him, Jack! He's just weird, that's all!

*The phone hits the floor, in which Sophia walks over to it and pees on it, destroying the phone.*

Ruby: You can have it.

Toan: No, I'm good.

[sierragust]

Seda: Come on, Sophia... Don't do this. I love you, girl... You don't want to hurt me...

Sophia: *fires laser beams from her eyes*

Seda: *quickly blocks the beams* Or... Maybe you do...!

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In Dark Heaven Castle

Goro: *After learning that something was inside of Seda* What?! Seda is... PREGNANT?!

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In the Wise Owl Forest

Toan: *to the two werewolves* Hey, you overgrown dogs! Wait till we get down there!

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After killing the Killer Snake and giving Goro the Skull Pendant

Fudoh: *taps Goro’s forehead* Sorry, Goro… But this is... the last time... *fades*

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Toan: C’mon! C’mon! Keep up with me!

Seda: *after seeing that Toan was running in place* I WOULD IF YOU WERE MOVING!

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In Queens, after restoring Ruty's store

Xiao: *smacks lips hungrily* Salmon. Catfish. Tuna... Why do they taunt me?

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In Seda's time period

Sophia: *runs off towards the sofa* Please don't hurt me! Kill the King, not me! I'm gonna be assassin bait!

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In Queens

Goro: *After hearing about La Saia's death* Why must the good die young?!

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Sophia: What's that?

Toan: Oh. That's just Seda.

Seda: She means the ship, Toan!

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Toan: It's clean. Got ya!

Sophia: *slaps Toan* Will you cut it out?!

Seda: *upon seeing the infant stop crying* Hey, do it again. He likes it.

Sophia: *slaps Toan again*

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Goro: Guys. Guess what I found!

*A dog walks in*

Toan: Where did you get a dog?

Ruby: And don't say from a guy with sunglasses and a cane.

[sierragust]

Goro: (munches on some cheese and crackers) I thought I was the cute one.

Ruby: No. You’re the fat, stupid one with a big mouth!

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Dark Genie: *rises from Seda's body* I'm free! I'm free!

*Suddenly gets sucked into an urn*

Dark Genie: Dang it!