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@incorrectdavenzi
David: Imagine a universe where Italians made westerns
Matteo: Well Giuseppe you’ve mamma’d your last mia…
[Later]
David: Wait what the fuck? Apparently there really are Italian westerns and they are called spaghetti westerns
Matteo: This is beyond parody
David: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack
David: People are just not hungry
Jonas: [plays off tune guitar]
Matteo: Hey man do you take requests?
Jonas: Sure
Matteo: Stop
Matteo: You can trust me. Let’s not forget it was me who pulled you out of the river yesterday
David: Let’s not forget it it was you who PUSHED ME IN
Matteo: Anyways, as I was saying
Matteo: Are you free tonight?
David: No I’m expensive
Sara: Now that I have your attention-
Matteo: You don’t have my attention
Sara: David
Matteo: I’m listening
Matteo: Don’t you have a phd in whore? Shouldn’t you understand?
David: I have a phd in slut actually
Matteo, at four in the morning: Dude do you want to get matching furbies with me?
David, within 5 minutes of Matteo texting him: Bro of fucking course I want to get matching furbies with you
Matteo: Okay cool because I already bought them like two hours ago
David: Why are you always late?
Matteo: I’m not late I’m just early for tomorrow
[at a restaurant]
Matteo: Are you single?
David, blushing: Yes, I am
Matteo: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]
Matteo: Thanks
David: Do you support gay rights?
Matteo: I am gay
David: You're dodging the question
Matteo: [carrying all the groceries with both arms]
David: [reaches out to help]
Matteo: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold his hand]
David: That's not what I-
David: Okay
Matteo, texting David: Rat girl summer
David: I wish I could understand you
David: You seriously need to calm down
Matteo: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavor is birthday cake can be ANY flavor?
David, waking up: [hears Matteo screaming]
David, entering Matteo’s room: What’s going o-
Matteo, crouching in front of his alarm clock: EH EH EH. HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH? EH EH EH
Matteo, unbuttoning shirt: It’s so hot in here...
David: Yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Amira: What state do you live in?
Matteo: Constant anxiety
Jonas: Denial!
David: Perfection