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Marcus: Violence isn't the answer.

Maria: You’re right.

Marcus: *sighs in relief*

Maria  : Violence is the question.

Marcus: What?

Maria, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Marcus, running after her: NO-

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Petra: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Billy: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Master Lin, going over Maria's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Maria: Yes

Master Lin: Okay... may I know what you create?

Maria: Problems.

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Marcus: You kill people for money?! Saya: I can explain! Marcus: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Master Lin: Saya, keep an eye on Marcus today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Saya: Sure, I’d love to see Marcus get punched.

Master Lin: Try again.

Saya, sighing: I will stop Marcus from getting punched.

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Willie: You have to apologize to Marcus

Saya: Fine.

Saya: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Maria: What do you think Marcus will do for a distraction?

Saya: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Saya: ... or he could do that.

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Billy: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Marcus: no.

Petra: Mistlefoe.

Marcus: Please stop encouraging them.

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Viktor, Saya, and Marcus are sitting on a bench

Chico: Why do you guys look so sad?

Viktor: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Chico sits down*

Marcus: The bench is freshly painted.

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Saya: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Billy: I don’t know how to do that. Petra: I don’t wear a watch. Marcus: Time is a construct.

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Willie: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Marcus: Oh, I’m always running.

Marcus: The question is from what

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Shabnam: I actually have a black belt. Willie: In what, karate? Shabnam: No, from Gucci.

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Maria, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Marcus: How?

Maria: How what?

Marcus : How could they be worse?

Maria: They couldn’t, I lied.

Marcus :

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Marcus: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Billy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Marcus: Yes!

Petra: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Marcus:  Where are you going?

Saya: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Billy:  You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Marcus:

Lex: 

Billy: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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