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Kieran: Don't worry, I got a few knives up my sleeves.

Nash: Don't you mean cards?

Gerd: He did not.

Kieran, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Zamira: Do you want a hug?

Kieran: What do you think? *walks off*

Zamira, counting in her head: 3...2...1..

Kieran, walking back: Yeah, I want a hug.

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Shaggy, laughing nervously: Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a hug or for a kiss or what?

Delivery guy: Sir, please just take the food.

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Ernest: Oh MAN, it sure is HOT in here! I think it's all the PEOPLE. Crowded rooms sure get pretty STUFFY.

Kieran, the only other person in the room: You could have just asked me to leave.

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Gerd: I love you Kieran, you're like a son to me.

Kieran: Not to alarm you, but I am your son.

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Gerd: *looks at Zamira* One taught me love.

Gerd: *looking at Ernest* One taught me patience.

Gerd: *looking at Kieran being egged on by Nika to eat a tide pod* one taught me kIDS ARE FCKING STUPID NIKA PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

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Kieran: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Asche: What?

Kieran: I said IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

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Nessaya: You know what would be sexy? Everyone eating food off each other.

Lix: ...

Lix: You didn't do the dishes.

Nessaya: Not a single plate.

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Kieran: Ernest, don't do this! I'm your nicest friend!

Ernest: That's Nash.

Kieran: I am your hottest friend!

Ernest: That's Zamira.

Kieran: I'm your most responsible friend!

Ernest: ..

Ernest: Gerd.

Kieran: I am your friend!

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Ernest: I'm not getting into any more stupid arguments with you. I'm done.

Kieran: The earth is not a planet.

Ernest: HOW THE HECK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET?!

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Vamir: All my kids snacks are organic.

Gerd: That's nice. My children eat candy off the floor.

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Nash: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Ernest: 'Prettiest smile'

Zamira: 'Nicest personality'

Kieran: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Gerd: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to end one'

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Ernest: I'm not getting into any more stupid arguments with you. I'm done.

Kieran: Earth is not a planet.

Ernest: HOW THE HECK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET?!

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Kieran: ... You're mad at me.

Gerd: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Kieran: Come on! Everyone knows that's worse!

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Esta: Isn't it weird how many months start with the letter j? January, june, july, jaugust, jeptember, joctober...

Shnorkh, quitly: One of these is not like the others...

Vidal: One??

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Ayers: There is nothing you can say to stop me!

Sprinkle: Oh really? What if I said... Blargen fediddle no-gip?

Ayers: ...

Ayers: Well, I've gotta admit that slowed me down a little.

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Zamira, strides into the room: Good morning, Gays!

Ernest: Don't you mean guys?

Zamira: Not at all. Who wants Breakfast?