incorrect obey me quotes

definitely canon quotes by the obey me cast [she/him]

[incorrectdevildom]

im so sorry if yall expect quality new quotes this blog is active only when my brain functions properly KJHSKJDKS

[incorrectdevildom]

I ?????????

[incorrectdevildom]

Omg how do you live in D.C.??? People who make 400k a year struggle. You must be lucky or wishing for death.

??? I don’t live in dc??? I’m also really confused about what you mean with those last two sentences??? But damn I wish I was making anything close to $400k a year

[incorrectdevildom]

apparentlyaswarmofbees

what do you mean this isn't canon, this crypid boy probably has a collection of "non existent" games/animes that people could never find other than a people talking about it on reddit and such platforms.

oh he absolutely would no doubt about it

[incorrectdevildom]

Leviathan: As a demon of very high status, I can get access to any anime I could ever possibly want.

Leviathan, holding up a box set of Saki Sanobashi: See?

MC: How the FU-

[incorrectdevildom]

U should watch it.

I probably will one day! I just gotta be in a specific mood to watch anything at all tho tbh 

[incorrectdevildom]

Mammon: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCCCCCYYYYY!

Satan: You can’t just say the word “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen.

Mammon: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

[laur-machine]

I needed this!!! 😂💖💖

[laur-machine]

So I had to make this 😂

[incorrectdevildom]

Have u every watched food wars?

I haven't 😔 I've heard a lot about it from others, and I am kinda curious but I just haven't tried to watch it yet

[incorrectdevildom]

Stay safe during the DC attacks. Stay safe.

I’m safe rn !! And I hope you are too!

[bloomingtrans]

thread to v*nmo/c*shapp nonwhite dc folks

thread of tweets offering ubers and shelter

[incorrectdevildom]

Hey everyone out here in america rn stay safe, okay? Stay indoors as much as you can, and if you can’t just make sure to keep an eye out. Look up breathing techniques if you have to, maybe put on something that you know calms you down. Hell, you can talk to me a bit and send me dumb asks or messages if it’ll help you! Whatever it takes for you to get through this rn.

It’s hard to say how long this shit will last but I hope you all stay safe during that time. Ily all <3

[incorrectdevildom]

the plan is to try to get some quotes in the queue when its not 5 am and i can focus on smth other than this game  🕺

[khuneduans]

I made this at 4 am

[incorrectdevildom]

I know it’s not obey me but I’m assuming if you’re playing obey me you like dating sims so may I interest you in my current hyperfixation 

[incorrectdevildom]

Mammon: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCCCCCYYYYY!

Satan: You can’t just say the word “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen.

Mammon: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

[incorrectdevildom]

Leviathan: Last year, Solomon asked me how to set up a blog.

Leviathan: Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Solomon’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.

Leviathan: I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet it’s.... pretty shocking.

[incorrectdevildom]

MC: I’m really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.

Mammon: Anytime.

MC: So what do you do here?

Mammon:

Mammon: Excuse me.

Mammon, going to Leviathan: What is wrong with this human? They’re asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business! [ scoffs ] What do I do here?

Mammon:

Mammon: I mean really, what do I do here? I should’ve written it down.

[incorrectdevildom]

Solomon: You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.

Satan: You’re thinking of a chicken.

Solomon: What did I say?