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Hi i just wanted to say thank you for this because I’m rewatching XY/XYZ and realizing how much I ship these two lmao. This has sent me into fits of laughter at 12 am when I’m supposed to sleep so dskjfhskjfdh thank you
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Ash: Look, I'm not at my best with exam stuff.
Clemont: What are you at your best at?
Ash: Uh... probably crazy golf.
Clemont: How much do you know about Ancient Egypt?
Ash: Lots! Pyramids, pharaohs...
Clemont: Yes, go on.
Ash: ...Didn't they invent dogs or something?
Clemont: We were all put on this Earth to do something.
Ash: Yeah! Luckily, I forgot what it was, so now I can do whatever the hell I want.
Ash: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked.
Clemont: He'd explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Serena: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
Clemont: Damn it, you're losing a lot of blood. What's your type?
Ash, bleeding: Bright blue eyes, blond hair that gleams in the sunlight, golden skin...
Clemont: BLOOD. YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Ash: Oh.
Ash: [looks at his wound]
Ash: Red.
hi!! i was just wondering if we're allowed to submit our own prompts or send them to you to post?
you can submit posts by pressing the “submit quotes here!” button! if you want it to be anonymous you could also send it to me via dm i guess?
Ash: Bigfoot but fully shaved.
Ash: Mr. Clean.
Clemont: This is why I have anxiety.
Clemont: Ash loves jacuzzis.
Ash: Sometimes I pretend I've been captured by witches and they're using me to make human soup.
Clemont: Why are you two here?
Serena: I'm here to help!
Ash: I'm here to make things worse!
Ash: Later I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop.
Clemont: Ash!
Ash: What? He stabbed me first!
Serena: It's so annoying how Ash is good at everything. There's got to be something he's terrible at.
Bonnie: Yeah. Maybe he's a bad kisser or something.
Clemont: No, he's good at that too.
Bonnie: What?
Serena: What?
Clemont: What?
Clemont: I am at a loss for words!
Ash, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Clemont proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.
Ash: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Clemont: Ash, it's 4AM.
Ash: So you can't sleep, huh?
Ash: ...Is it because of the blanket?
Clemont: [trips on nothing]
Ash: Haha, you're so clumsy.
[five minutes later]
Ash, punching the air: What's your fucking problem, huh? What did he ever do to you?!
Ash: [gets a paper cut]
Clemont, under his breath: God, world, hasn't he fucking suffered enough?
Clemont: I need you to identify the deceased.
Ash, nodding: My guess is it's the dude under the sheet.