incorrect dumb kids playing hero quotes

you ever make a sideblog for incorrect quotes for your own podcast cause i've done that now dumb kids playing hero is an animorphs inspired actual play podcast about college kids who have to save the world from a parasitic alien invasion listen here

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the players, to danielle: you fucked up a perfectly good group of teens is what you did. look at them. they have paranoia.

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[lotsadeer]

The Fryfecta!

For some reason french fries keep coming up in Dumb Kids Playing Hero. So we have. The fryfecta.

Fun fact, frogfry was the first DKPH fanart I ever did!

2021

[fatherwildlife]

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richard: benny morphs into a bird and flies his truck out to the boat

danielle: what kind of bird can lift an entire pickup truck?

richard: a crane

[statictay]

its me boy im the slug reacting to you live inside your brain

[statictay]

why is everyone tagging this as animorphs

[dankmemeuniversity]

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dante: did kel just tell me they love me?

benny: yes.

dante: and did i just do finger guns back?

benny: yeah, you did.

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solin: these andalite bandits fill my heart with some sort of new emotion i've never felt before. they make me feel warm and want to smile!

aximiri: solin, i think that's happiness.

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dante: look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. can i walk you through a hypothetical?

benny: what did you do?

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benny: i’m admitting to having a problem, but i’m not going to do anything rash, like something about it.

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[locked in a room together]

dante: ugh! now we’re gonna be stuck here for hours!

adrian: dante...

dante: don’t say you have to pee.

adrian:

adrian: i won’t SAY it...

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benny: thank you all for joining me. what we have here is a fugitive situation. our man has been on the run for thirty minutes. also, our man is a dog.

benny: now i know what some of you are thinking, "who cares? it’s just a pet."

ariel: no one was thinking that, you monster!

benny: good. that was a test.

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dante: i’m hardcore, made of steel, and haven’t felt an emotion since 2004.

benny: i caught you crying over baby seals just two hours ago.

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benny: this is a mistake.

dante: a mistake that we're gonna laugh about one day.

benny: but not today.

dante: oh, no. today's gonna be a mess.

[letmeliedown]

dreamed of an image macro with the top text I KNOW ALL THE STEPS & bottom text BUT POORLY over goofy looking animals

[abominablecreeture]

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[letmeliedown]

yes yes yes oh my god

[incorrectdkphquotes]

ariel: so dante, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

dante: i'm a knife.

kel and benny in unison: he's the little spoon.