Haggis (tame)

E, 26, he/him, a gay bastard. Icon: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1222838

[mapotofuchan]

i can;t believe he says this

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[daughterofhylia]

Why???? 😭😭

[hopefulqueer]

[toadlett]

moments after finishing inking this i realised it's "I always know A FEW showy tricks" isn't it. well. not fixing it.

[toadlett]

I will allow myself a reblog because. turns out I was correct. Flem you work for me now.

[deervsheadlights]

dont mind me just thinking about the possibility of carl being the one to pack graces stuff for him both times. san fran and baikonur. once a stranger and once a friend. twice an order, carried out without consent, always a job. how did he choose what to collect? was it easier or harder the second time? did grace get a say at all, was there a list? did he leave the apartment upturned, wardrobe and bathroom cabinet raided. did he take a passing glance at the bills and coupons on the countertop, did he note the absence of picture frames. was there a sense of déjà vu, the second time? did he understand graces habits well enough to know where he would find everything? did he linger at all. did he keep something, just the smallest trinket. anything. or would that upset his enduring professionalism. is an invasion of privacy an act of care? does it matter how carefully he folded and tucked everything away, does it matter if the violation is gentle? does it matter if grace will never know and this is all there will ever be?

[damage-ko]

A treat for myself for finishing work early, statement.

[hekuuu]

Yaaay a sleeping pile of characters! :3

Drawing the M9 was easier, there were fewer composition challenges. This time I had to keep track of who can’t stand whom (Anders turned out to be the biggest problem heh). It was a lot of fun, though!

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[pending-trans-action-2]

Live, Laugh, Lez out with your mutuals 💖

[nikoriis]

The years passed, and the girl Morgause grew into a sharp young man who chose his name as Mordred

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[myfootyrthroat]

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

[smegorl]

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

[myfootyrthroat]

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[roll4gay]