Incorrect Dovesso Quotes

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Dovey: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Lesso and this one person in a store that I mistook for Lesso.

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Lesso: Would you like to stay for dinner? Manley: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?

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Dovey: How is the prettiest woman in the universe today? Lesso: I don’t know, how are yo- Emma: [from another room] I’M GREAT THANKS

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Lesso: Don’t worry I have this completely under control. *explosion goes off behind her* Lesso: Exactly.

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Lesso: What are you listening to? Dovey: A relaxation tape. The sound of rain is supposed to relax me. Lesso: Is it working? Dovey: Not really. I keep worrying that I left a window open.

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Clarissa: You were hurt. Do you remember anything? Lesso: Just the ride in the ambulance. Emma: There wasn’t one. I drove. Lesso: I heard a siren? Clarissa: That was Manley. Manley: I may have become…slightly nervous.

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Dovey: I wish you would just admit when you make a mistake. Lesso: [stiring her coffee] Maybe I like it with salt.

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Dovey: There’s only one thing worse than dying. Dovey: *rips paper away to reveal ‘Lesso’ above dying* Emma: Lesso. Lesso: [Nods] Dovey: NO!

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Dovey: Darling, you’ve got that face on again. Lesso: What face? Dovey: The “She’s hot when she’s clever” face. Lesso: This is my normal face. Dovey: Yes it is. Lesso: Oh, shut up. Dovey: Not a chance.

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Clarissa: Wow, she’s so pretty. Emma: Don’t feel like that, Clarissa. You’re pretty too! Clarissa: I’m not jealous, Emma. I’m gay.

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Lesso: I’m an adult! I do what I want! Emma: I’m telling Clarissa. Lesso: No– wait.

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Lesso: *staring into each other’s eyes* Emma: *opens a soda* Clarissa: We’re having a moment. Emma: And I’m having a soda.

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Lesso: Don’t look at me like that. Clarissa: Like what? Lesso: Like I’m your everything. Clarissa: I don’t know how else to look at you.

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Emma: I need you to be straight with me. Dovey: *looks into the camera like she’s in The Office*

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Lesso: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Dovey: We keep a list. Emma: It’s alphabetized.

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Lesso: There’s something I need to get off my chest. Dovey: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Dovey: You have no idea what I’m capable of!!! Rafal: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.