Incorrect Dorm Rooms & Deadlines Quotes

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Melanthios: Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi

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Erianthe: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure HOPE it does.

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Tyrande, as Osore approaches: Do you know why no one knows the punishment the Queen’s Guard Dog inflicts?

Tyrande: Because dead men tell no tales.

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Melanthios: and then I stabbed him.

Erianthe:

Melanthios: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Erianthe: Melanthios, that KILLS people!

Melanthios: oh

Melanthios: oh, I...I didn’t know

Akira: How could you not know that, Melanthios??

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Akira: I will have you know that I am a SWEET TREAT. I am a fucking DELIGHT to be around.

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Sorisana: Are either of you good at making really loud and annoying noises?

Cuckoo: MY TIME HAS COME

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Tyrande, aggressively playing her pipes: Rise and shine, Osore!

Osore: Asia, really?

Tyrande, jamming: C’mon, you love Asia!

Osore: yeah, and if I ever hear it again I’m gonna kill myself

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Melanthios: If I had a penny for every time I wasn’t cool, I’d have NO PENNIES.

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Osore: then why were you with the circus??

Akira: BECAUSE I’M WEIRD

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Melanthios: The risk I took was calculated, but boy, am I bad at math.