Incorrect Ever After High Quotes

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Raven Queen: Like, oh my god, why can’t we talk to other people.

Faybelle Thorn: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

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Daring Charming: Dexter, Dexter, come here. Now, listen to this very carefully and tell me the name of the song… “Mmm Mmm Him…”

Dexter Charming: I don’t know what it is Daring, but if you get the name, me and the gang would sure like to boogie to it!

Daring Charming: Get out of my way. *to Apple* Apple, Apple, you’re old, you know it… “Mmm Mmm Him…”

Apple White: Clip your nose hairs, Daring. When you were humming, it looked like a squid was trying to reach out and grab the kids.

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Apple White: Okay, pretend I’m a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?

Daring Charming: I want to feel your boobs.

Apple White: No, you dingbat! You don’t just go groping away! You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey!

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Briar Beauty, probably, about Apple and Darling: My Fairy Godmother! These princesses gay! Good for them! Good for them.

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I’ve been getting a lot of Briars in the submissions :)

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Raven Queen: Like, oh my god, Faybelle, why can’t we talk to other people.

Faybelle Thorn: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

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