Dec 2, 2020
Raven Queen: Like, oh my god, Faybelle, why can’t we talk to other people.
Faybelle Thorn: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
(Submitted by @StellarStar)
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Raven Queen: Like, oh my god, Faybelle, why can’t we talk to other people.
Faybelle Thorn: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
(Submitted by @StellarStar)
Meeting the White Knight
Madeline Hatter: Everyone thought you were a myth
Darling, as the White Knight: Well, you were myth-taken
Rules...
Raven Queen: Rules are made to be broken.
Apple White: They are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Madeline Hatter: Uh, pinatas?
Briar Beauty: Glowsticks
Hunter Huntsman: Karate boards
Ginger Breadhouse: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Raven Queen: Rules.
Dexter Charming: Cupid, have you ever liked someone so much, you’re afraid you’re going to blurt out something stupid?
C.A. Cupid: I have a rash on my back.
Daring Charming: He made Apple cry!
Briar Beauty: Apple always cries!
Apple White (starts crying): That is not true!
Maddie Hatter: I finished my tea!
Mad Hatter: Good job! You get a gold star!
Apple White: I finished my tea. Do I get anything?
Mad Hatter: Yes you do … the nutritional benefits of a nice cup of tea!
Apple White: ...oh.
Confiding in your brother
Daring Charming: Raven kissed you and you said "thank you"?
Dexter Charming: Yes.
Daring Charming: Well...that was very polite.
Lizzie Hearts: Kissing is gross. You're just mashing your food holes together. It's not for that!