things that were definitely said

submissions/requests: open | quotes are not mine

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Guzman: A few weeks ago, we lost Samuel.

Samuel: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Guzman: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Lu: I dare you to kiss the one you love the most

Ander: Polo?

Polo: Yes?

Ander: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Omar

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Polo: What does "idk" mean?

Guzman: I don't know

Polo, confused: Why doesn't anybody know?

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Nadia: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one

Christian: Yeah break their bones, they have 206 of those

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Polo: I'm the most responsible one in this group

Ander: You literally just set the kitchen on fire

Polo: Yes and I take responsibility for that

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Polo: At school I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn't know how to deal with it, so I wrote him a letter that just said "get out of my school"

Ander:

Nadia:

Guzman:

Christian:

Christian: Wait that was YOU?!

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Omar: *Breaks something*

Nadia: That was almost 3000 years old!

Omar: Oh, thank god it wasn't new

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Polo: I did a bad thing-

Guzman: Before you continue, does it affect me?

Polo: No

Guzman: Then suffer in silence

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Omar: When you said you were 'magical in bed' this isn't what I was—

Ander: [Pulls out ace of clubs] And this is your card

Omar: Holy shit

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Nadia: Are you decent?

Guzman: Not morally, but I'm wearing clothes if that's what you asked

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Ander: Fellas, is it gay-

Polo: Yes, always

Ander: Cool thanks

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Christian: I get my news from the only reliable source

Carla: Which is?

Christian: The cryptic messages in my dreams

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Nadia: What's the worst decision you've ever made while you were drunk?

Guzman: Don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions

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Polo: Just act mature

Ander: Okay

Omar: So what do you do for fun?

Ander: My taxes

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Omar: Gay rights? True

Omar: As a gay, I am always right