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this blog gives me so much life.

yiieeee nakakatuwa naman, i’m glad it does uwu

—Mod Kapitana

#idk what to tag these #questions #i guess #orrrr #skdnkdncc

[After surgery]

Basilio: You’ll never walk again.

Tadeo: Oh God.

Basilio: The heely implants were a success.

#SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #basilio #tadeo #source: twitter

“There’s no way Simoun has remorse. You ever met Simoun? There’s no way he’s apologetic. Whatever Simoun did to land him in jail, he’s not sorry he did it. He’s sorry he got caught. There’s a difference.”

—Everyone

#el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #simoun #source: iliza shlesinger: war paint

Simoun: A few years ago, I lost my dear friend Elias.

Elias:

Simoun:

Simoun: Sometimes I still hear his voice.

#BES #WHY #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #noli me tangere #elias #simoun #crisostomo ibarra #elibarra(?)#submission

psaikoto

Me: Wow, I sure do love all these characters. Jose Rizal is such an amazing writer and–

Jose Rizal: [starts killing them off]

Me:

#yun oh #ayaaan #ganyan sadya ang gagong iyan #charot #labyu ninong rizal #charot din iyon

mhizz-veraspberry-archived

Chapter 12 in a nutshell

Simoun: What's up. I'm back.

Padre Damaso: The guardia civil literally saw you die. You died. You were dead!

Simoun: Death is a social construct.

#el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #simoun #padre damaso #submission

Isagani: You know what's the fastest way to someone's heart?

Basilio: Yeah, surgery.

#el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #isagani #basilio #basagani #???#submission

DAMNdamin

mood honestly

—Mod Kapitana

#asks

can people give sumbmissions?

hi!! sorry for the really late answer but yep!! anyone can haha

—Mod Kapitana

#asks

Basilio, meeting the gang coincidentally in a supermarket: What a small world!

Sandoval: And yet I never run into Beyoncé.

#genius #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #sandoval #basilio #submission

Salvi: You want to say that to my face!?‬

‪Simoun: I would if you had one! All I see is an ass with two eyes!‬

#GET HIM #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #simoun #padre salvi #source: brandon rogers

Isagani: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Juanito: Forget stuff like a cool person.

#he’s an idiot #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #juanito pelaez #isagani #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

Sandoval: It’s a drinking game. Get the questions wrong, take a shot. Oh, and the questions? They’re all about Placido.

Isagani: But none of us know anything about Placido!

Juanito: Everyone’s about to get real hammered.

#except maybe for like juanito #boy knows his bestie well #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #juanito pelaez #placido penitente #sandoval #isagani #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

“Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.”

—Simoun, most definitely.

#knives #lmao #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #simoun #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

basi shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

Mod Kapitana

#i’m bored #and my brother is watching baby shark #but it’s in tagalog #i can’t

Juanito: There is this thing I was to say a-da-za you.

Placido: Why doesn’t your mouth work?

Juanito: Why doesn’t your mouth work? Title of our sex tape.

Placido: What?

Juanito: YOUR SEX TAPE. WHAT? NO.

#rip juanito #el noli #el filibusterismo #el fili #tropang nerds #juanito pelaez #placido penitente #penilaez #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: b99

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