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kora: okay... it’s okay. everything will be fine. it’s just a crush.

eikko: hi, kora.

kora: i love you.

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azure: what are all these dead bodies doing here?!

vik: honestly...

kora: not much.

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kora: you’re totally useless.

luka: i’m not totally useless. i can be used as a bad example.

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cassian: i have no fears!

kora: what if you woke up one day and ronnie was taller than you?

cassian:

cassian: i have one fear!

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ziggy: will you ever talk about your emotions, kora?

kora: no.

eikko: i do.

ziggy: i know, eikko.

eikko: i’m sad.

ziggy: i know, eikko.

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kora: i was meant to find you. i know that. you’ve saved me from not having any reason to keep going.

eikko: we save each other. that’s how it works.

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flashback to district two

cassian: okay, are you ready for training?

kora: uh-huh!

cassian: now let’s do a pop quiz real quick - are you ready? what’s the maximum effective range for the blaster that we keep at the house for a point target?

kora: 500 meters!

cassian: area target?

kora: 600 meters!

cassian: good!

kora: now give me a hard one.

cassian: okay, now what do you do when there’s a threat approaching?

kora: stab him!

cassian: where?

kora: in the jugular!

cassian: why?

kora: because district two, that’s why!

cassian: good! speed round, are you ready? now what do you do if someone tries to kidnap you?

kora: cut ‘em!

cassian: and if a boy calls you names?

kora: kick him in the balls.

cassian: what if a boy tries to kiss you?

kora: put him in a chokehold!

cassian: now what if a boy tries to put his hands on you? what do you do?

kora: apply the arm bar.

cassian: then what?

kora: call cassian.

cassian: and why’s that?

kora: to get rid of the body.

cassian: that’s right! good job. now let’s go.

…

*years later*

eikko: hi, i’m eikko!

kora:

cassian, from the distance: remember your training.

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ziggy: *bursts through the door*

ziggy: so you two ARE having sex!

eikko: *on his computer*

kora: *practicing with her machete*

eikko: we are? kor, why didn’t you tell me, i would’ve closed my browser.

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azure: tell them off, eikko! assert yourself!

eikko: that’s my hovercraft!

azure: good. now let them have it.

eikko: you can have it.

azure: eikko, no.

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eikko: i kissed kora!

cassian: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

eikko: it was unbelievable!

cassian: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

azure: okay, all right. we want to hear everything. kaiden, get the beer and lock the door, so nobody can disturb us. eikko, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

eikko: oh, it ended very well.

cain: *running in the door* do not start without me! do not start without me!

azure: okay, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, a “i gotta have you now” kind of thing?

eikko: well, at first it was really intense, you know. and then we just sort of sunk into it.

kaiden: okay, so, okay, were you holding her or were your hands like on her back?

eikko: no, actually first i had them on her waist. and then, they slid up, and then, they were in her hair.

cassian, azure, cain, and kaiden: awwwwwww.

*at the same time*

kora: and, uh, and then he kissed me.

vik: tongue?

kora: yeah.

vik: cool.

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“I vow to protect you from danger. And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or your dad. I would take them down. I’m getting mad just thinking about it.”

kenna clarke to clary evangelos

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mason: kenna and I-

clary: are getting married?!

mason: no, we-

clary: [pulls out the binder she’s been compiling for him since forever] sit down. i have planned out the entire thing.

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kenna: fine then!

mason: fine!

kenna: fine!

clary around the corner with a bowl of popcorn: they so like each other.

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sienna: clary, truth or dare?

clary: dare.

sienna: okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest man in the room. and notice I charitably said “man” and not “person” because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.

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kora: i’m the most responsible member of this group

ziggy: yesterday you set the bathroom on fire

kora: there was a spider

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ziggy: surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

kora: please never become a surgeon.

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eikko: did you and ziggy have a fight?

kora: ziggy had a fight; i was just being perfectly reasonable.