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Hello! Just a simple incorrect quotes blog for my fav sports manga

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Hiruma: You are such a bad liar. Sena: And yet, you make me live under a secret identity then act surprised when people find out.

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Chuubou: I don’t have a bike. Hiruma: The pliers are in the junk drawer.

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Taka: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?! Monta: We don’t do anything with dignity!

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I’m trying to be nice. This is as painful for me as it is for you. Just give me five seconds.

-Hiruma

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Unsui: It would help if we would all show up looking like a loving, supportive team. Agon: For how long? Unsui: Ten minutes tops. Agon: See if you can get it down to five.

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Once I stop people-pleasing it’s over for you bitches if that’s ok with you, no worries if not!

-Sena

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Akaba: So who's your favorite Team Japan teammate? Sasaki: Musashi. Akaba: You said that alarmingly quickly. Sasaki: Because it didn't require thought.

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Maria: This is your chance to be the bigger person. Marco: I don’t want to be the bigger person. I’ll be the small, petty person. It’s much more fun.

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Agon: Get lost. Sena: I am lost.

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Sena: I just think we need to find a different way to get what we want. If we stoop to their level, we’re no better than them. They go low, we go high. Jumonji: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat. Sena: No.

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I don’t care if Hiruma wins. I just need Gao to lose.

-Kid

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Monta: I'm gonna kick your ass tomorrow. Taka: Please, you couldn't reach my ass to kick it.

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Marco: Hiruma does have a point. Hiruma: Don't agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable.

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Akaba: It's our job to instruct and inspire. Sasaki: You just wanted to show off. Akaba: When I show off, it is instructive and inspiring.

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Hiruma: But really, Kurita there was no harm done. Kurita: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle. Hiruma: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

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Yamato: Wait a minute, how did this happen?! We’re smarter than this! Taka: Apparently we’re not.

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Agon: This is my emotional support animal. Unsui: It’s a goose. Agon: The emotion he supports is anger.