Incorrect Fall Out Boy Quotes

I mean...these must have been said at some point

[s-oulpunk]

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[im-a-rocketman]

Hey guys! Idk how many of you guys are interested in making cocktails, but my dad started a YouTube channel about how to make quick, easy cocktails and I would really appreciate it if you would check it out!

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If you were to choose one Fall Out Boy song to blare through every single person’s (in the entire world) cellphone speakers at the same exact time what song would it be?

Hmm. Probably The Phoenix. That’s kinda my “I’m gonna fight the whole fucking world” song, so I think that’d be pretty cool.

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Pete: So, gang, are you ready to rock?

Patrick: Not really.

Joe: No.

Andy: Not particularly.

Pete: That’s the spirit!

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Andy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Pete: Can’t relate.

Joe: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins???

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Pete: We sure had quite a year, huh? :)

Joe: What are you talking about? It’s May.

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Patrick: What’s your date of birth?

Andy: May 31st.

Patrick: What year?

Andy: Every year.

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Joe: what if “It’s Raining Men” And “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are about the same event from different perspectives?

Patrick: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Pete: Wait, no, let him finish.

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Joe: actual percussion instruments? Psh. Scoff. Who needs them when you have three perfectly good drums right here? *slaps belly and thighs in an aggressively chaotic manner*

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Joe: Hey - uh - whatchya got there, Pete?

Pete, llama furry outfits on the bed behind him and a smoothie in hand: A smoothie.

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“The nice thing about being my friend is that I have super low expectations for a good time. We might be having one right now and you wouldn’t have any idea.”

- Joe Trohman

[timberwolf-in-the-pines]

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Andy: What would you all say if I came home one day with a box full of puppies?

Joe:

Pete:

Patrick:

Pete: What’s in the box?

Andy:

Patrick: Andy?

Joe: What’s in the box?

Andy: I think you already know.

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Andy: Why are you sad?

Pete: I don’t know.

Andy: No reason?

Pete: Oh, no, there are lots of reasons. I just don’t which one it is this time.

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“Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this group apart!”

- Joe Trohman

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Patrick: Seven years ago, I married my best friend.

Patrick: Elisa’s still mad about it but Joe and I were drunk and thought it would be funny.

[garlicsaucewithdahomies-deactiv]

this actually happened, I have proof

[lakeeffectlamb]

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Andy: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Patrick, calmly stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.