Incorrect Fantastic Four Quotes

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Johnny: I knew it! I knew it! Well as in not knowing in the slightest, but I knew there was something I didn't know!

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Sue: Are you through with your shenanigans? Johnny: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.

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Wyatt: You're avoiding your problems. Johnny: What? No I'm not. Can't we talk about this tomorrow?

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Johnny: You've been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me. Peter: A what day? Johnny: A spa day. Peter: What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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Reed: Has anyone ever let you know just how appreciated you are? Sue: Does my dad count? Reed: Yes. Sue: Then no.

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Franklin: Uncle Johnny, can you do us a favour? Johnny: Of course, I’d die you you guys. Val, about to present a 'Stop Uncle Johnny from being so self-sacrificing' plan: Yeah, that’s the problem.

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Jen: Hey Wyatt, what’s that? Wyatt: Oh, that’s my to-do list. Jen, flirtily: Ooh, is my name on there? Wyatt: No! Of course not! Jen: *reading the list* Tell Jen I love her.

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Before the Fantastic Four era, investigating a mystery Sue: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Sue: *turns around and helps Johnny through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, Johnny. Johnny: Okay.

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Ben: We got questions. First off, how can we possibly trust you? Doom: You can’t. But you have to. Logically, you shouldn’t, but you have no choice. I mean, I wouldn’t if I were you. It’s a crazy thing to do. But you have to.

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Sue: Please don't lie to me. Have I ever lied to you? Johnny: Yes. Sue: Well...I just don't want you to do it.

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Reed: ...maybe I do need a nap. Ben: You needed a nap six days ago. At this point, you need a f*cking coma.

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Teenage Johnny, looking through his contacts: Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben. Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben. Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben?! Johnny: How can I only have 4 friends?! And one of them is Ben!

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Sue, bailing Johnny out of jail: I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. Johnny: No, it's okay. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call Ben.

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Ben: You're a pain in the ass but you get stuff done. Peter: A delightful compliment.

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Johnny: You’re mad at me. Sue: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Johnny: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

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Johnny: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

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Franklin: I hugged my sister for too long just to annoy her and she said 'unhand me'. Franklin: Like dang, of course, right away your majesty.