Incorrect Farscape Quotes

Okay, maybe these weren't said on the show. But they frelling should have been. Submit is always open.

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Chiana: So how did you know John was the one?

Aeryn: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at.

Chiana: Awwwww.

Aeryn: With fear in his eyes.

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Aeryn: John, can I talk to you for a minute?

John: Ooooohhhhh someone's in troooouble

John: it's me, I don't know why I did that

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John: If I run and leap at D'Argo he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in!

D'Argo: No! Holding coffee!

*John jumps into D'Argo’s arms, D'Argo drops his coffee and catches John*

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Aeryn: Could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

John: Crying?

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Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug too. It's called "your relationship" and I'm high on it.

Neranti to John and Aeryn

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Shitty Farscape Valentines aren’t a thing so I decided to fix that. (Part 2)

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Since Valentines is tomorrow, let’s bring these back.

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More shitty Farscape Valentines. (Part 1)

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When Crais wants to join the Moya crew

Crichton: Oh, come on! How do we even know this is real? This guy’s a huckster! He’s a lie guy!

Aeryn: Crichton has a point. You have been a lie guy to us before.

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I need to commandeer a starship. Which one is the easiest for a complete beginner?

John probably

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John: throws object in a spinning room, only to have it hit him in the face.

John: Oh no! The laws of physics!

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I have never, never, never met someone I believe in as little as you.

John to Crais in every single moment of season 3

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My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.

Aeryn Sun

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Aeryn: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

John: We attack the mayor with hummus.

Aeryn: I stand corrected.

John: Just keeping things in perspective.

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D'Argo: Do not underestimate us.

John: Our team motto is "maybe we'll get lucky this time."

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OKAY I DON'T SEE MUCH STUFF FOR FARSCAPE AND I LOVE INCORRECT QUOTE BLOGS AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST *Jool-screaming forever*

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John: *backflips over his emotional issues* Parkour!

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Scorpius: He has a point.

John: Don't agree with me, Scorp. It makes me very uncomfortable.