indeed correct florence + the machine*

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isa: florence, i’m filling in the application for you, we have two minutes.

isa: name… age… street name- oh like you’re in a gang?

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flo: isa are you still mad my cat tried to eat you?

isa: yes

flo: don’t deny it

isa: i said yes

flo: see, i knew it

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rob: i think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night

flo: but all i drank was redbull!

rob: how many?

flo: eighteen

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isa: why are you late?

rob: a technical error occurred, causing and unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

isa: overslept?

rob: overslept.

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flo, at 4 am: do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something we don’t know how to hear anymore?

tom, covering his face with his pillow: i just want you to stop saying odd shit for one night

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isa: do you think manifesting works?

flo: oh, yes! i do it all the time. i just say it out loud and speak it into existence.

isa: i need someone dead by thursday. i need someone dead by thursday. i need-

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flo: why are we lying on the ground?

isa: the microphone you swung around knocked you out cold, so me and tom decided to lie down with you so it looked like we were just chilling.

tom, nodding: yeah

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isa: has anyone ever tried making edibles without weed? like virgin edibles or something

flo: you mean food???

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flo: omg it’s the bisexual lighting aesthetic!

rob, in the passenger seat: that’s the cops again, flo. pull over.

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flo, going to sleep in the tour bus: goodnight, moon. goodnight, trees.

flo: goodnight, only ghosts that i can see.

tom, in the bunk below: what the fuck

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isa: this is so boring

rob: i told you i was just going to the store

isa: then why did you invite me?

rob: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and followed me here

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rob: is it just me, or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

flo: it’s just you.

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happy international lesbian day to isabella summers. she’s not a lesbian, but i am and i dedicate this one to her.

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This is a great account 😂

thank you!! <33

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rob: so your plan is to spend the rest of your life being scared if everything?

flo: well no, it’s not my ONLY plan

flo: someday i’d like to plant a vegetable garden