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Giada: No one calls Giada Pamela De Laurentiis a thief!

Alton: No one's got the time.

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Guy Fieri: Uh, I'd like to order a hamburger.

Rachael Ray: He can't have a hamburger! He can have a turkey burger!

Bobby Flay: There's no such thing as a turkey burger!

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I mean, it’s one banana. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Ina Garten

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So i'm sitting there

barbeque sauce on my titties ~ Bobby Flay

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Have you ever wondered when you’re looking in your dogs eyes what name they’ve selected for you?

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In the Cutthroat Kitchen, you win or you die.

-Alton Brown

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Alex Guarnaschelli: I could strangle you. Scott Conant: You aren't tall enough. Alex Guarnaschelli: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Giada De Laurentiis: You will never believe what I found on Bobby Flay's Facebook. Sunny Anderson: A friend. Burn.

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Do I need to be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

-Alton Brown

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Jeff Mauro: So how do we kill this guy before we eat him?

Marcela Valladolid: We could teach the lobster to drive and wait until it gets into an accident.

Jeff Mauro: Or ... we could hire an assassin!

Geoffrey Zakarian: No idiots. You boil lobsters alive.

Jeff Mauro: What? That doesn't sound right.

Geoffrey Zakarian: Yep. Until he's dead. And then we boil him some more.

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Guy Fieri: I just came by to show you my new lobster cracker. Check it out - titanium with butter-resistant grips! It's the one the astronauts used.

Bobby Flay: You think the astronauts brought a lobster cracker to space?

Guy Fieri: Yeah. That's what it says on the box. Look -

'the one the astronauts used in space!'

Bobby Flay:

Guy Fieri: I spent $49 on this.

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Have you ever wondered when you’re looking in your dogs eyes what name they’ve selected for you?

Guy Fieri

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If you would chop a man, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to be chopped.

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That filthy, ungrateful cow.

Giada De Laurentiis (to Ina Garten)