Incorrect Friends

Just incorrect quotes with my friends because we are big meme bois

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Meghan: Goodnight

MaKaela: Sleep tight

Leah: Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself

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Leah: His standards may be low, but even Yorke wouldn’t drink the school caf coffee

Meghan: Yorke ate a two week old pretzel off the sidewalk because he thought it’d have an ‘extra crunch’

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Meghan: Even I can admit the dude has some nice arms.

Meghan: And I’m a taken man.

Leah: Ain’t nothing wrong with appreciating a good pair of noodles.

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Leah: Maybe being taller takes away brainpower,,,,

MaKaela: Leah, you tried to tell me the past tense of bite is bote.

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Leah: The betrayal!

MaKaela: That shit hort.

Yakira: It WHO now?

MaKaela: H O R T

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MaKaela: They always say yeehaw but they never ask hawyee.

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Leah: Can't you at least TRY to see things from my point of view?

MaKaela: [Crouching down to Leah’s height] Okay let's try this

Leah: Fuck you, that’s not what I meant

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Leah: *to MaKaela* You could kill me, or you could kiss me.

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Leah: Jack of all trades, master of none.

MaKaela: Don’t say that, Leah!

MaKaela: You’ve mastered being a bitch!

Leah: bjITICH

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Meghan, normally: I hate Capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.

Meghan playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Yakira: What did you get for number 12?

Leah: I got 18.

MaKaela: Oh, I got 9.5.

Meghan: I got Abraham Lincoln.. for some reason.

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Leah: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Meghan: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Yakira: I got distracted about halfway through.

MaKaela: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Meghan, parking the car: Can you guys get a table?

Us: Alright.

[ Moments later ]

MaKaela, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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Leah, via text post: y’all see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

MaKaela, via text post: I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

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Dr. DePeau (Our Math Teacher) on the first day of class: So I’ll be you Statistics professor for the semester

Shannon: *Moans quietly*

Dr. DePeau: Let’s start with roll call

Dr. DePeau, pointing at Shannon: Who are you?

Shannon: HOT AND READY

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Meghan: I lost Leah!

Yakira: How did you lose Leah?!

Meghan: Give me break. She’s like two inches tall.

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Meghan: I’m having a problem with this person.

Leah: Kill them.

Meghan: No.

Leah: Then I will kill them FOR you.

Meghan: NO!