Incorrect Fusion Quotes

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Kazuya: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Manny: I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kazuya: Oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Manny: Is it working?

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Jones : In a rare moment of vulnerability, I would like to express a sentiment to you about our friendship.

Kazuya: ...ok.

Jones: When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a dick.

Kazuya : Oh. And?

Jones: No, that’s it.

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Oswin: Two years ago, I was a mess.

Oswin: Now I’m still a mess, but I’m more at peace with it and have better fashion sense.

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Oswin: Tall people are the enemy.

Isa: Can’t hear you from all the way down there.

Oswin: I will tie your shoelaces together, and you won’t even know until it’s too late.

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Owain: Rule one of using a greatsword: Try not to cut off any limbs. This is way harder than it sounds.

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Jones: I don't have a train of thought. I have 7 trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

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Archimedes informs me that running through the base shouting ‘Who’s up for a fight?’ doesn’t technically qualify as a ‘briefing.’

-Phloxeria

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Oswin: *heating up food in the microwave* The Ziggurat: why are you doing that? Oswin: you see, I want the particles of my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

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Phloxeria: “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!”

Archimedes: “I know this and I love you.”

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Mordred: How was the honeymoon?

Yukira: Aem got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Yukira: She said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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Cole: So, let me get this straight–

Hughes: More like, let me run this bi you.

Val: Let’s just see how this pans out.

Robin: We should ace-ess the situation!

Ash: I’m gay.

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Jake: Can you pass the salt?

Oswin: Can you pass your classes?

Jake: …Too much salt.

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Kazuya: OW! Son of a bi—

Manny: Kaz! [gestures to Luci] Children!

Kazuya: –iiiiiiiiiiiiscuit. Son of a biscuit. That’s it.

Manny: Nice save.

Kazuya: Yeah, fuckin’ nailed it.

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(lucienne belongs to gwen)

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Prof. Morgan: We’ll be making major funding changes this year–

Dust: [raises hand]

Prof. Morgan: Your Club Penguin memberships will remain active.

Dust: [lowers hand]

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Aster: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Fausta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Aster: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god!

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Owain: Are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night.

Kazuya: I got a solid eight minutes.

Kazuya: Not consecutively, but still. It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

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Turing: All right, darling, knock ‘em dead!

Turing: That was a figure of speech. Please don’t kill anyone.