Give Louise Jameson An Oscar

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Narvin: I didn't ask for the attitude. Ace: I know, it's on the house.

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Hana: I thought I might stay over tonight. Garis: [Why?] Hana: Because we're girfriend and girlfriend. Garis: [To do what?] Hana: Hana: I'm actually not sure.

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Leela: Who ate all the raisins out of the trail mix? Veklin: I hate cashews and Brazil nuts are gross!

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Romana: Dating Leela is great. Narvin: So great. Brax: The best. Romana: But she tends to be a tad judgmental. Narvin: Almost punitive. Brax: She's a monster. Romana: That’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes.

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Romana: Uh, why is Narvin lying face down on the ground? Is he dead? Leela: He’s not dead. He’s just having an existential crisis.

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Veklin: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the dirt! Leela: I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.

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Romana: Look, I need help. Brax: Political help? Narvin: Financial help? Ace: Emotional help? Leela: Help moving a body? [everyone looks at Leela] Leela: ... What?

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Matthias: I think we should tax all bad things. Like racism and women’s vaginas.

Romana: We’re not taxing anyone’s genitals.

Matthias: Then what the hell are we all doing here?

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Romana and Leela: *enter the room* Narvin: You did it. Leela: No, we didn’t! Romana: We didn’t do it! Leela: What didn’t we do?

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[During Renaissance) Romana: What are you doing here? Leela: I'm coming with you! Romana: Did you bring your rollerblades? Leela: [holds up her blades] I literally go nowhere without them!

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Lenaris: What is she doing with her face? Narvin: Leela is telepathically sending me a message. Narvin: But since I do not agree with her plan I am ignoring her.

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Ollistra: You are the sexiest, hottest woman I have ever laid my eyes on. Nobody deserves you. Veklin: Umm, Cardinal? Ollistra, turning away from the mirror: Yes?

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Lenaris: you’re pretty cool! Narvin: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

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Leela: Narvin is right. You can’t run around like a footless chicken. Romana: Headless chicken, Leela. Leela: Uh, no. How’s it supposed to run without a head? Romana: How’s it run without feet?

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Romana: Stop talking. Brax: You know I’m not good at that.

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Rassilon: might start booing people during conversations I'm not interested in

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Narvin: Are we dead? Romana: No. Narvin: Are you sure? Romana: Yes.