Give Louise Jameson An Oscar

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Leela: Tell me about your family. Narvin: I have one.

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Brax: if you need anything, just ask Narvin: I- Brax: someone else.

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“I’ve made a lot of enemies in my time. I mean, a lot. But out of all the people in the world, i hate you guys the least.”

-Brax

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Romana: Okay, Leela, I know you said you're okay, but I can tell you're not by the way you're gardening.

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Brax: You know what my problem is? I'm too emotionally intelligent. I always know what people are thinking and feeling. It's impossible to have all that information and to not manipulate them. It's a curse.

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Leela: People underestimate me because I'm human. What they don't understand is I am a strong woman. Leela: And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

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[on the phone] Romana: Leela, I'm breaking up- Leela: I'm pregnant. Romana: I meant the call. Leela: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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Leela: There’s a special section in hell reserved for you. Ollistra: That’s good. I’d hate to wait in line.

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Romana: Narvin, we have to find Leela. Narvin: Oh sure, let me just load my “Tap into every security camera in the Capitol” app. Narvin: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t, I am in.

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Leela, comforting Narvin: You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market.

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Romana: Narvin's right. Brax: He is? Narvin: I am?

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Romana: An unopened door is a happy door so we never answer ours when someone knocks. Ace: What, so you all just sit there? Romana: Yes. Ace: So the doorbell goes and you all just sit there until the person goes away?

Romana: Yes. Ace: What if it’s important? What if it’s good news? Romana: This is Gallifrey, Ace. It’s not someone with cake! Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!

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Narvin: Still no sign that Romana’s in any real danger yet. Romana, from a distance: LET ME GO! Narvin: Technically, not a cry for help. Romana: HELP! Narvin: Well, not a cry for me. Romana: NARVIN! Narvin: Aw, dang.

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Mantus: There was a war here a few years back, and I've been using the dead and buried soldiers to experiment on, with a bit of success. Livia: You've got a freaky side, Mantus... but I like it.

Mantus: There's a few hundred of them back there, which makes them an army. Half dead army. Or half alive - depends on whether you're a glass-half-dead kind of guy.

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Veklin: I agree with Leela. Leela: You agreeing with me makes me question if I'm even right.

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Apologizing is for the weak and wrong. Which is why you should do it to me because you are weak and wrong.

-Ollistra

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Leela: That's the most cruel, the most wicked thing I ever heard. Ollistra: Thank you.