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@incorrectgelphiequotes
Nessa: So, how’s motherhood treating you?
Elphaba: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.
Nessa: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies.
Elphaba: What? no, the baby is fine. I was talking about Glin.
Galinda, *sobbing from the nursery*: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Galinda: Elphie, before you say no-
Elphaba: no.
Galinda: but you haven’t heard it yet.
Elphaba: i’m sticking with no.
Elphaba: *looking at Galinda*
Galinda:
Elphaba: stop being so cute or i’ll punch you in the lips
Elphaba: very softly
Elphaba: with my own lips.
Elphaba: Go fuck yourself.
Galinda: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Elphaba: *already taking her clothes off* you asked for this.
Fiyero: This is the weirdest foreplay i’ve ever seen.
Nessa: NOT IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!
Elphaba: What are you doing up there?
Galinda: *sitting on a table* I pay rent and I can sit wherever I like in my own house, thanks.
Elphaba: Where’s the spider?
Galinda: It’s over by the door, can you please—
Galinda: Damn, girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this pain in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Elphaba:
Galinda:
Elphaba: Galinda.
Galinda: *crying in pain* yes?
Elphaba: G-galinda, do you really have appendicitis right now?
Galinda: It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her
Galinda: Two bestiiees! Chilling in a hot tub! Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!
Elphaba: you’re my girlfriend
Galinda:
Elphaba: and you’re sitting on my lap right now
Galinda:
Elphaba: literally everything you just said was inaccurate
Galinda: the stars are so pretty tonight! I love them...
Elphaba: I like them too.
Galinda: Do you know what else I like?
Elphaba:
Galinda: Girls.
Elphaba:
Elphaba: Galinda, is there something you want t-
Galinda: Fun fact, did you know that you’re a girl?
Galinda: *crying*
Fiyero: What’s wrong?
Galinda: Elphie broke up with me.
Fiyero: What? Why?
Galinda: She said she didn’t want to be my girlfriend anymore.
Elphaba: *enters the room* BECAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE! I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE BUT YOU DIDN’T LET ME FINISH
Galinda: Oh...
Galinda: Could you try and... figure out if Elphaba’s into girls?
Fiyero: Don’t worry, I got this.
[cups his hands around his mouth]
YO, ELPHABA, GALINDA WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU LIKE HER!
Galinda: F-FIYERO!?!
Elphaba: Could you try and... figure out if Galinda’s into girls?
Nessarose: Don’t worry, I got this.
[cups her hands around her mouth] YO, GALINDA, MY SISTER WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU LIKE HER!
Elphaba: N-NESSA?!
Elphaba: Why does everyone think I’m a lesbian?
Galinda, sitting on her lap while Elphaba’s running her hand through Galinda’s hair: probably it’s the clothes you wear.
Nessarose: *rolling her eyes* Yeah, it’s probably that... your clothes...
Elphaba: Galinda, there's this girl I like and I don’t know what to do.
Galinda: Just get near her and kiss her...
Elphaba: *Kisses Galinda*
Galinda:
Galinda: Not me, the girl you like, you dummie!
Elphaba: *Kisses her again*
Galinda: Are you deaf?!
hi! this isn't really a question but i love what you do. your blog is hilarious! thank you so much for creating these. i always love reading them because most of them seem like things the characters totally could have said XD fiyero is such a drama queen and i am here for it
Thank you so much for taking your time to write this sweet message! I always appreciate them 🥺🤧😍 It’s for people like you that motivates me to post here! So thank you so much!
PS: I’m sorry everybody for not posting lately, I’ll try to compensate you all!
Elphaba: I kissed Galinda.
Nessarose: Wow...
Nessarose: I owe Fiyero and Boq so much money.
Galinda: *cellphone rings*
Fiyero: *reading contact name* You still call your father “daddy”? That’s so childish.
Galinda: *answering phone* Hi, Elphaba.
Fiyero: *chokes on his drink*