Gentleman Jack Incorrect Quotes

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Consolidating my IQ links here. (Also if anyone else wants to help build the KyaLin ship please bug me about them. I'm recently getting into them).

@incorrectagathaallalongquotes, @incorrect-kyalin-quotes, @incorrecttheconjuringquotes, @incorrectcrelosiequotes, @incorrectdovessoquotes, @incorrectgentlemanjackquotes, @incorrecthicsqueakquotes, @incorrectintheheightsquotes, @vanityincorrectquotes Also, if I'm gonna have links here's my AO3:

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Thank you to all the friends I've made through these blogs! (If you're not mentioned below I probably just can't remember your username or we're enemies. Who knows.)

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Marian: I like your top, Anne! Ann: I have a name, you know. Marian: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Ann: I’m in love with you. Anne: We called off the prank war last night at midnight. Ann: I know. Anne: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Anne: Hi [silence] Anne: All your bones are wet Marian: Why the fuck would you say that? Anne: No one said hi back.

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Anne: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set? Marian: No, I said "Anne, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.

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Aunt Anne: If you’re going to give grapes to a baby make sure to cut them in half Anne and Marian: [gasps] Aunt Anne: The grapes not the baby, girls!

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Anne: Actually, doctor pepper is the guy that created it. what you’re really drinking is pepper’s monster.

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Anne: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child! Ann: You better watch what you say, dear. If I’m a child you know what that makes you? Anne: Here we go.. Ann: A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I sit here and get lectured by the likes of you!

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Ann: Why me? Anne: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Mariana: Are you flirting with me? Anne: I am not flirting. I’m just sexy and talking

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Anne: I am, you know? Ann: You're what? Anne: Yours.

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Marian: What are you, twelve? Anne: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.

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Ann: Are you ok? That's a lot of blood Anne: Oh, it's not my blood Ann: And that's supposed to comfort me?

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Ann: I love you Anne: Is that you or the wine talking? Ann: It's me talking to the wine.

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Anne yells from upstairs: Hey do you ever get a really sharp pain in your heart area, almost like someone is using a voodoo doll against you?" Marian: No Anne: How about now?

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Ann: So, why did you dump Mariana? Anne: Actually, she broke up with me. Ann: Oh. And how did you celebrate? Mariana, who’s been standing next to them the whole time: Do you ever take a day off?

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Anne: I'm an Aries. I'm a crazy bitch. Welcome to me. Ann: Facts.